Milo Canopener (March 1, 1994)

An archive of the Milo Canopener. The University of Lethbridge Library received permission from the Archives at Milo Library to digitize and display this content. Alvin WinchAd ladles j Business BirectoryJS/mon 1 Quarter page. .$0.00 I Half I’age. .$11.00 1 Full I'aqe. ,$15.00 1 Classifieds. .$...

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Language:English
Published: Milo Community Volunteers 1994
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Summary:An archive of the Milo Canopener. The University of Lethbridge Library received permission from the Archives at Milo Library to digitize and display this content. Alvin WinchAd ladles j Business BirectoryJS/mon 1 Quarter page. .$0.00 I Half I’age. .$11.00 1 Full I'aqe. ,$15.00 1 Classifieds. .$2.00 1 Sotiees. .$2.00 E Thankyous. Baby & Wedding Annouincemcuts.n/c Sews items, reports .ai/c Subscription Rates \ If you rociovo your mail in Atilo.$12.00 Out of Alilo nron.$20.00 II.S.A Out of country.$30.00 Single copy . $2.00 Letters to the Can Opener are Welcome! PLEASE SIGN THEM, no letter will be printed without a signature. The Can Opener is printed on the LAST MONDAY of each month, unless otherwise stated in the calendar on the back page. PLEASE HAVE ALL ITEMS IN NO LATER THAN THE WEDNESDAY BEFORE PRINTING. You may mail them to: MILO CAN OPENER BOX 12 MILO, ALBERTA TOL 1LO or leave them at Jamies AG Foods store or Fax them to us at 599-383 5 or Give them to one of the following people: Sheila Winch, Levona Dixon, June Beckner, Marina Vannatta, Carol Henry, Zola ''Webber, Sue I vers, Ellen Watt or Betty Lahd§ftaii$ht (ffimi Jftmpk □nncE BHnn LARKY VANNATT A 6-41-2,390 JK.capx.rLg- the aoxjCn.try In. rn.xj.sic Scotxafcaittk The Bank Of Oava ScatTa tAdt)d(J6n Dan Hlnney Bxxsincss IIoars: Mon.-TlLxx.rs- 10:00-12:00 1:00-3:00 Friday 9:30-12:00 1:00-5:30 'SQUTHERR CRERTianS Ralph & D«rl«ng Gixut Local made handcrafts Bxxsr. 599-389S \”*T\\-v Home 599-5892 \ Box 99 Milo, AB TOL ILO Lora-Lee * Manicure nPedicure X Kail tips t wraps * Full body waxing i S Q'jb i brow tinting POOUStronghtoolnq Agriculture —Mvl (xw/ng it every day FOR fiUL YOUR W MARKETING fit© AGRO PRODUCT NEEDS Please caS anytime M3o 599-3866 Queenstown 593-2151 OQWSCYR . 599-3745 TRENT JENSEN 599-2172 WAYNE HALM 599-2162 YOUR PATRONAGE !S APPRECIATED PHILLIPS FERTILIZER RRO CHEftllCHL Cxxs-tom Blending . Soil Sampling . Custom Sprending . Sprecedes Rentals- . Urea . Avadex Elephant Brand Dry &. Bxxltc Lomond 792-3757 Milo • 599-3791 KILO CAFE CHIRESE & UUESTERn taice OUT ORDERS RIT. 599-3832 TUES - SAT 8-8 SUN 9-8 MON 8-7 Beer & wine with meals Queenstown Seed Cleaning Association Ltd. 599-21SQ When cleaned seed Is sown Clcuuiec crop* aee jrowo ED POSEEN - manager L.H. Phillips & Sans Ltd. Box 39 Milo, Alberta TOL ILO TeL (403)599-3766 DR-' G.M. LISCOMBE Cttlro praetor (403)485-6005 P.O. Box 87 Vulcan, Alberta. Canada Poatlao-Bulck Chev-G3VTC Che'irOltk Trucks GM PHARMASAVE BUB'S SERVICE (1960) Ltd - Bassano, Alberts. Ph: 641-3828 PU0tE«03}4aj-2a 12 rWRMftSflME302 MrrcuejL’s pharmacy 201 CfXTTCISTRQET - PA.00X240 tULOYCOLOORTA TOL 200CON'fTOUED S wportK wraSur T?Z Wp'TTTT FOR Tlmm PRINT THIS PAPER TOR THeInJOYMEN^P OUR READE^ T° CP‘ ’rain erfeci ion CATERING /SERVICE MmtCotecn B*txh RRII IOo.MkxU TOC ICO (*03) S»Z20< Or. John IVL Helgers ^5' Qentist P.O. Box 398 114 Third Avenue North Vulcan, Alberta TOL t.LO (403)485-0008 nelson Taxidermy J3Locb: JRug* Fish -Liiesize Mowib -Btg Game He-axis: ’ Bef'n.ccrd.irx.e. Wetjrorx. (403)534-3764 J3ojc 2,24 Xrrowwoorf, AB TOL 1LO (<03) 599-3922 BUS. (<03) 599-3X1 RES. 003) 599-3335 FAX S/ •r r_j » - \ >- i fooos JAMIE’S A. G. FOOOS JAJAES L CARO). ROBERTSON Proprietors P.O. BOX 38 WlLO. ALBERTA TOL 1L0 THE PSON__ fxwCCr OuwiCOmANF Um«YO Friendly Efficient SERVICE For an your Farming needs -Cod MIKE HINGtJEV anytime Our. 599-3787 «cc. 599-39 46 17 tiv fAarcK. Sav^ P^v ’xcVs Mm Gbcfo HAIR DESIGN Milo - 599-3940 OPGN Tuesday to Friday 9.00 am-5:30 pm SaOrdry 9:00 am - too pm Wednesday ftOOam-12:00pm (dfopinsoafy) j owet-oremvoa rewreAntJ Meadowlark Sewing floSert and Oartcne PWSos Cox 32. Kkj. £4>ert a TOEIEO «03«^-373l Fax <4031539-3791 V 14 /ZjJB*//-o F7A/4 EDr33SCE3i3TirrriTTr^ Ux: Monument PcofctVKXvil* SinceVillage of Milo The Special meeting of the Village of Milo was held on Tuesday, January 11, 1994 at 4:00 p.m. in the Village Office. Present were Mayor Umscheid, Councillors Monner and Hingley, Lynda Cyr, Bill Brown and Terry Mullinger on behalf of Mullinger Engineering. ^r' Terry Mullinger met with Council and staff and presented a complete engineering package and design spec, for the proposed new water; treatraenty.plant. The total »■ cost of the package is $ 307,110.00. Terry feels this can be reduced with a possible estimate of $ 250,000.00. The government will pay for 75% of the cost, and the village would be responsible for the remaining 25% or about $ 70,000.00. One thing that is not included in the quote will be some soil tests which will be about $ 1,000.00. This will be a demand pump system not a pressure system. Council wondered about the cost of running the system compared to the present one — Terry 8et back to them about this. Council discussed the current problems they are faced with now and feel there will not always be grant money to cover a project such as this. Councillor Monner made a motion that the Village of Milo hire Terry MuHi-nger Engineering with Terry Mullinger on a project management basis as per the proposal trying to cut costs where possible. Seconded by Councillor Hingley. CARRIED. letter arid phone call is to be sent to Terry informing him of Council's approval. A new account will be set up at the bank for this project. Councillor Monner reported that he had attended a solid waste meeting in Vulcan with several engineers attending. Councillor Monner made a motion to cancel cheque #0891 dated November 16, 1993 payable to Sebo Pump & Irrigation for $ 3,997.52. There have been some problems wxth this pump and Council are still negotiating. A cheque for $ 1,000.00 was sent last week and $ 1,500.00 is to be sent now. Councillor MOnner will be talking to Sebo. A reply is to be sent to the County in regards to the cuts to the board of education. The Village of Milo is not in favour of this proposal. A budget meeting will be held in the Village office on January 24, 1994 at 5:00 p.m. Lynda Cyr is to get the budget sheets to Council prior to this meeting. By-Laws No. 299, 300 and 301 were presented to Council for reading. Councillor Monner moved second reading. CARRIED. Mayor Umscheid moved the By-Laws be given a third and final reading.at this meeting CARRIED UNANIMOUS. Councillor Hingley moved third reading of By-Laws NO. 299, 300 & 301. Tarragon Oil and Gas is proposing to construct a pipeline in the Queenstown area and will be crossing the Village's Sewer Right-of-Way Plan 871 1524. Mayor Umscheid- made a motion that the Village sign a Standard Crossing Agreement with Tarragon in regards to this. CARRIED. The meeting adjourned at 9:30 p.m.County Councillor (Grant Lafiti) We now have the M.U.S.T. Project from our Government. This stands for Management of Underground Storage Tanks. God help anyone who has a leaky underground tank. Not many farmers would have one of these types of tanks but we nave not been over looked. In the not too distant future tanks over bUO gallons will have to have a burm around them. A nice thing to have in the middle of your yard, weeds and all. You can thank some envir­onmentalist for this expensive idea. It is interesting to note that the Alberta Tax Reform Commission did not have any agriculture type people among the seven commission members. Some of their recommendations, if implemented, will certainly be detri­mental to agriculture. I would think one of the most viable overall in­dustries in Alberta should■;have received one seat on the commission opposed to, say the Mayor of Peace River. The machinery and equipment tax (mostly paid by oil companies on well head and pumping equipment plants) was certainly mentioned as being unfair. It should be of no surprise that there was an oil industry person on the commission. I was unable to attend council meeting on Friday the 18th. I would have liked to question the school board chairman on the proposed amalgamation of two counties. I have heard the board had talked to Foothills already and had meetings proposed with at least one other adjoining board. Per- sonaly I think Foothills would be a poor choice. I think Newell or:.Wil- low Creek would be a more likely choice, mostly because they don't have the large number of small acreage people. These transplanted cityjpeopJLe don't think like we do. If amalgamation takes place it will be interes­ting to see if there will be any staff cut at the office level. My com­ments at our municipal meeting were not too well received by our admin­istrator and also some councilors. However, if we have to cut services where do we start. I have always maintained the elected councilors should be making the real decisions that effect this county. These comments are my opinion and do not represent the County Policy. Grant Lahd'; "T* ”TeA\ i^ou- i , \j om. Ko-i/e. A oJowA e-PvxA Jt, ts Dr\"CVveRiver Wranglers Light Horse 4 —H Club by Tammy Bushel 1 The River Wranglers hopes everyone had a safe and merry holiday season. On December 5, 1993 we had our Christmas Party at the Milo Community School. We started off with a little volleyball which turned out to be a lot of fun. Next came the gift exchange with lots of wonderful presents. Hot dogs were served for lunch and they were delicious! We rescheduled our January 9 meeting to January 12 and it was still held at Brooke Nelson’s household. The first thing we did was role call which was our horse's name. The 4-H Teen Dance, coming up on January 21, was the first thing on the agenda. All the 4-H members then signed up for either working at the door or concession. The next thing on the agenda was our 4-H Public Speaking. We set the date for February 13 at 1:00 pm at the Arrowwood Hall. Jeremy, the president, then read an invitation from the Indus 4-H club. It was an invitation to a curling bonspiel and potluck supper. The Graham's volunteered to have the next meeting at their house on February 9 at 7:00. Thankyou to the Nelson's for the delicious snacks and juice that they provided after the meeting. Any new members are more than welcome and you can get further information by calling Susan Williams at 485-6922 during the day or 534-2355 in the evening. **************** Murray McCartney B.A. LL.B Barrister Solicitor Notary Public 115 - 2nd Avenue Vulcan, Alberta Phone 485-2039 485-2953 (res) OFFICE HOURS: Monday - Friday 8:30 am -12 noon 1 pm - 4:30 pm Evenings and Weekends By appointment_______________ Happy 40 March 11 Love from your familyDOC By J. Tom Bateman -continued from last month Doc became my primary concern. I was concerned over the state of my gluteus maximus from constant violent contact with sheep horns. It became a war where Doc was the powerful aggressor and I was the terrified victim. My mother counselled me to quit acting afraid because animals can sense fear. I assured her I wasn't acting and that my fear was genuine and based on real exper­iences together with my natural cowardice. I hated pain but even more I disliked the humiliation of being beaten by a 2 1/2 year old. Doc always attacked from the rear. He would lie in wait behind the manure spreader or the fresno and only after I had passed by and was engrossed in innocent childhood fantasies would he get me. He could run on his tippy toes and his acceleration was phenomenal, ending with a great leap at the moment of impact. My head and feet would remain in place while the rest of me was propelled forward. The breath would leave my lungs and I would roll and tumble out of control for several meters. By the time I could get re-oriented and my vision focused Doc would be walking backward mumbling, threatening and gloating, getting ready for a supplementary strike. I developed a unique way of starting the 100 yard dash from a horizontal position as a result of these encounters. Doc provided me with considerable motivation for my track career although my teachers never did get used to my unorthodox starting style. In 1949 I had been sentenced to 10 months of hard labor including a kind of torture. I was forced to stay in a classroom for hours at a time. It was called grade 5 by the adults in our community. Being in school however provided me with time to carefully figure out ways to out-maneuver Doc. I fully intended to kill him if I could but he was too large and I was sure my Dad would notice he was gone, especially when there were no lambs next spring. My teacher misinterpreted my planning sessions as daydreaming and was sometimes highly critical of me even though I was deadly serious in the search for ways to survive Doc. One of my jobs on our farm was to feed the sheep. My Dad carefully instructed me to feed those blankety blank sheep plenty of blankety blank grain and emphasized the importance of diligence and prompt­ness. At the time, I was about 4 feet 8 inches tall. Carrying 2 five-gallon pails full of oats I headed for the trough where I intended to spread the oats out evenly, thereby affording all the sheep equal opportunity to eat leisurely and contentedly. It worked the first time Dut the sheep learned the buckets cont­ained oats, and they attacked me from all directions. The oats spilled and I was hog tied to the extent that I couldn't even fall down. A few sheep got lots of oats, most got none and I had a serious problem to work out during school hours. I decided on a diversionary tactic that drew the sheep into an enclosure. The gate was quickly closed and they were trapped. The bleating and baaing created a near riot that nowadays would bring the SPCA constables from all directions. It worked like a charm until the fourth day. I did my diversion, locked up the sheep and filled the pails with oats. Half way to the trough I was violently propelled 24 feet through the air. One bucket bail was torn loose and I lost interest in the other. After tumbling and somer­saulting out of control I skidded to a stop facing Doc. "Baa." he pontificated, as he blew snot in the air. The ideas and thoughts that passed through my 11 year old mind were creative, original and usually expected from someone much older. Doc had hid behind the fresno after I passed his blind. The oats were evenly spread out albeit not in the trough so I sprinted in a wobbly way to the near­est fence and cleared it easily. I let the sheep out of their trap and they stampeded for the oats. This was getting serious. Something had to be done. - continued next page -DOC - continued from previous page - I couldn't go on suffering the intense levels of anxiety Doc was inflicting. The solution had nothing to do with me.My Dad decided to feed the sheep more grain and Doc deployed the same strategy exactly on Dad as he had on me. Dad apparently didn't fly as far as I did and I doubt he landed as gracefully. He did however, decide on Doc's punishment while he was air­borne and how the punishment would be carried out while he was still tumbling. We soon had another male sheep with a much more docile attitude. Doc was a part of an interlude in my life that left an impression that I could still live without. My Dad decided I was old enough to learn to shear the wool off the sheep and he took me to a sheep shearing clinic. The first sheep I sheared I worked on for 2 hours and had to let her up for a coffee break before I separated her from her fleece. I kept at it and soon could shear a sheep in 10 minutes or so. I was shearing our sheep when the new male sheep - the replacement for Doc - had his turn. Somehow I forgot that male sheep were anatomically different from female sheep and my Dad had to get another male sheep. My Dad seemed to be convinced that the accident was deliberate and was done only to aggravate him. Maybe there was a sub­conscious connection in my mind between Doc and all male sheep. L4.J.X J,XXJ .JLXXXJLXXXXX tAAAAAAAAAA CORRECTION It was reported in the January Can Opener that the air fare to Russia was $4000.00 if purchased in Canada. This is much higher than it really is. As of February 23 on the Apex plan the return fare is $1574.00 if purchased in Canada. If bought in Moscow it is about $1200.00 - still a substantial difference Congratulations! Te Dauid + dkat-Utte ea dt\ "tWs. to l r llv. o“A Ionise Plairleoe flruaivd a, cAA VlospTt* - LoRhte. +- Plarlene- +» Ckrt -aTf ne. 7 © p a <§> The Milo Grain Marketing Club has held 4 meetings. We have looked at various grain marketing newsletters,grain marketing stragetories, crop and price projections, as well as marketing alternatives and the use of options and futures. If you are interested, drop in st any of the following meetings. Meeting time is 7:30 p.m. on the first and third Tuesdays. March 1 - Cord and Kelly Nelson March 15 - Gordon Vooys April 5 - Cathy Nelson April 19 - Ken Nelson May 3 - Gary McMorris May 17 - Keith Godkin June 7 - Michael Monner June 21 - Keith Deite ’******************************************CABARET Saturday, March 5 L Milo Community Hall $10 /person includes late lunch 3L Live mysic b^: Karen K* doors open 9:00 p.m., music till 2:00 sponsored by Milo Curling Club J VOLUNTEER J V APPRECIATION NIGHT* V V V V V V ¥ V V V ¥ THURSDAY, APRIL 21 liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiinniiiiiiiiiuiiiniiiii GOOD WORK d 7:00 PH V V V V V V k HILO QHHUNITY HALL * THERE WILL BE ENTERTAINMENT ? BRING THE WHOLE FAHILY * EVERYONE WELCOHE ! COUNTRY CARPET CARE Specializing in: Carpets, Upholstery, and Drapery RVs, Autos,. Windows and Exterior Home Cleaning WE CLEAN DRAPERY RIGHT IN YOUR HOME! Ross and Shirley Zuehlke Box 566, Vulcan, Alberta TOE 2B0 Phone 485-6359MILO PARENT TEACHERS GROUP February 15,1994. Joanne called the meeting to order. The GST reimbursement will be used to cover some of the costs of unloading the recycling trailer. Ross Nelson generously donated the use of his truck to pull the trailer to Lethbridge. Barb said she’d drive it Grant Lahd offered to pull the trailer down to unload as well. Colleen has offered to supervise the students at noon while they use the library's new CD Rom. There will be a community assembly at the school for everyone on every second Monday at 8:45. This is to open the doors of the school to all and will highlight school happenings and give special student recognition. Thankyou to the Milo Lions Club who generously donated $750 to our group for our student awards program. The School Board has accepted the School calendar we agreed on at the last meeting. Grade 4 students agreed to send their kids to Camp Chief Hector. Thankyou to the Ag Society who offered to pay 1/2. The parents will pay the other 1/2. We decided to have a yearbook this year. Fridays off will give a great opportunity to work on this. The students will as for sponsors for this. It was decided to raise the price of hot lunch to $3 from $2. If you have a step that the kids could borrow for step aerobics in gym class, they would greatly appreciate it The students bonspeil will tentatively be March 22 - 25. Colleen Deitz attended the School Board Meeting and gave us a report on it The Assistant Deputy Minister of Education was there talking about regionalization. Mike Monner and Colleen gave the board a presentation similar to the one given at our public meeting a month ago. The board didn’t dispute their figures. Mike also gave a suggestion as to how they could use the county surplus. Marlys adjourned the meeting. V YOUTH If anyone is interested in being a host family for the Lions Youth Exchange Program for the summer of 1994, please call Bill Sharp at 485-6468 ^_______________________________________& LIONS EXCHANGE PROGRAM %lowers V* 1 'v flower Shop SRwue ’VJ Look for us in our New Location (former Milo Promotions Building) THANKYOUTO ALL WHO SUPPORTED US IN THE PAST TEN YEARS. YOUR PATRONAGE WAS MUCH APPRECIATED. WE LOOK FORWARD TO SERVING YOU IN OUR NEW PREMISES WITH OUR FLCWERSHOP&GIFTWARE it* to* to* kftit* kt* hr* to* ift to* if* to THE TEAROOM WOX REMAIN IN THE SAME LOCATION UNDER NEW v MANAGEMENT Vulcan, AB T0L2B0 Dor othy Healy 485-2746 S3—.rtMilo Community School Scoop The students from grades five through to nine have once again completed a successful ski trip to Fernie. The conditions were ideal. Warm with no snow or RAIN on Thursday. Friday was again warm with snow all day. Powder was plentiful!!!! The Milo students conducted themselves really well and the motel management remarked how they really do enjoy having the Milo Community School coming to their facility. Thanks to John Davidson who volunteered his time and bus driving which went along way to making the trip a successful one. Thanks also to the following adults: Kathy Vooys, Blahne Sukut, Virginia Beckner, Neil Godkin, Barry Monner, Betty Godkin, Barb Godkin, Mike Hingley, Carol Robertson, Sharleen Bushell, Loretta Doore, Colleen Bartsch, Karen Forestell and Rocky Wilson. The junior high students are now preparing for their outdoor survival trip to Caroline. The trip is scheduled for March 16th to the 18th. This proves to be a very educational outing. The concepts covered in class and in the outing prove to be useful for the rest of their lives. I have talked to past students and adults who have taken part in the outing and they have said how useful the concepts have proven to them afterwards. The skills and concepts covered have to do with - solo survival, hypothermia, first aid, setting snares, wildlife identification, orienteering (compass work), gun safety, food & menu planning and developing stronger group skills. I’m hoping for good weather!! The students have been fortunate to have members of the community share with them their expertise in new areas of physical skills. Blahne Sukut provided us with two weeks of karate classes. During the two weeks, he introduced the students to an introductory level in the art of karate. Blahne did a wonderful job providing the students with a entertaining look at this oriental combative. Presently, the students are in the ‘capable’ hands of Colleen Bartsch and Jo-Anne Wilson. Colleen is helping the students out with their curling skills while Jo-Anne is introducing the students to step aerobics. SchoolNet is up and partly functioning. The program still doesn’t have the ‘E-mail’ up which is where the real interaction takes place. With E-mail, students will be able to access help from experts for information regarding their projects. We presently have access to libraries and databases from around the world. It is really fascinating to be able to access these information sources here in rural Milo. Not only that but the small time that it requires to travel around the world makes even more fascinating. The Milo Community School Bonspiel is tentatively scheduled for March 23rd to the 25th. This will involve all those students from grades 5 through to 9 who can participate. The bonspiel will run after school on the 23rd and the 24th. Friday the 25th is a non-instructional day which means that the bonspiel will run the whole day from 9:00 A.M. to 6:00 P.M. Hopefully all the students will be able to participate!!Some neat things are taking place in the grade nine science class. Some boys have gotten the old hand-crank type telephones working. They are now going to set them up in different locations within the school. Another group of students are attempting to run a small battery-operated train using ‘fruits’ to power this vehicle. Still another group of students are wiring the school up with a doorbell (to be used on the non-instructional Fridays). The grade seven/eights are looking into microorganisms. One assignment asked for the students to make up a poem, story or sketch about what they have learned regarding microorganisms. The following are three poems which were submitted: Micro-organisms are very small, You can fit billions on a ping-pong ball! When you cough or when you sneeze, You might be spreading micro-organisms that cause a disease. Micro-organisms produce mold, Even when it gets cold. Producers, consumers and decomposers, that’s what they are, They can do everything except sing and drive a car. Micro-organisms are everywhere, They can even be found at a fair. But how many types of organisms are there? Well to be exact, there are 5 types in the air. Bacteria is the one, That on a pond, causes the green scum. Viruses are the smallest, So don’t go around calling them the tallest. Algae can be red, brown or green, But like all micro-organisms, they are not easily seen. Protozoa can be seen without a microscope, And when they move, they do not lope. Fungi helps us make yeast, That way we can have a big feast! So as you can see, Micro-organisms can be good and bad to you and me! Tammy Bushell Micro-organisms very pesky and small, Found on food and on a tennis ball. Algae growing in the sea in the summertime, Single-celled it’s quite sublime. Fungi spreads diseases on your feet, Poisonous mushrooms are fungi, but they’re no good to eat. The micro-organism that makes you cough and sneeze, Is known as a virus, and it’ll spread a disease. Bacteria will grow on our food, if you don’t cover it up, So do it, before your food bursts or erupts. Protozoa is microscopic and not very wide, It has tiny hairs called cilia on it’s side. Micro-organisms are powerful creatures, Different shapes, sizes, they have interesting features. These five types of creatures will reproduce amazingly fast, They were discovered by Anton van Leeuwenhoek in the past. Erin Monner On your feet, in your hair. Oh my gosh, we’re everywhere. Invisible to the naked eye. Billions and trillions in a pig sty. We don’t reproduce just like you. Forget love songs, we split in two. If conditions are right in every way. One will be a million in less than a day. Most are your friends, but some make you ill. Still others and I provide medicine in a pill. We’ve been on this Earth for billions of year. We knew the dino's, and the aliens who brought us here. Who are we, you might ask? Just call us old friends from the past. Jana GodkinR o <ex ci R in n e; r s Bowl i ng League Our league bowling is every Wednesday afternoon at 1:00 at the Little Bow Lanes in High River. Eight women from Milo bowl in this league. Helen Shield, Carol Vooys, Kay Zaystoff, Audrey Fetkenher and Sheila Winch make up the Golden Gals team. Due to recuperating from surgery, Kay will be replaced by Zola Webber for the rest of the year. Helen Robertson and Mabel Kowalewski are members on the Milo Misfits while Kathy Sukut bowls with the Slashers team. Our season is growing to a close. We start our bowl offs on March 30, our last day being April 13 which will be a fun bowl and awards presentations. The standings in the league as of February 23 are: 1. Lucky Strikes 2. Golden Gals 3. Milo Misfits 4. Slashers 5. Madhatters 6. Hits & Mrs. 7. Hopefuls 8. Odd Balls The Teams with the highest averages are: 1. Lucky Strikes - 898 2. Madhatters - 829 3. Hits & Mrs.- 769 Highest single game for the week: 1. Betty Smith - 261 2. Sheila Winch - 260 3. Pat Hope - 236 Betty Smith still hold the record with a single game score of 303. Highest triple game score for the week: 1. Betty Smith - 677 2. Sheila Winch - 672 3. Lena Skeet - 636 Pat Hope still holds the record with a score of 778. The highest average: 1. Pat Hope - 199 2. Betty Smith - 195 3. Trudy Campbell - 194 Highest score over her average for a single game for the week: 1. Sheila Winch - 86 2. Betty Smith - 68 3. Lois Burnay - 61 4. Cheryl Goldthorpe - 59 5. Joan Gateman - 53 6. Faye Williams - 47 7. Lena Skeet - 46 8. Sheila Gehrke - 44 9. Carol Vooys - 44 10. Barb Ward - 44 Selma Thurber holds the record with 131 points over her average. The teams with the highest single and triple games score are: 1. Lucky Strikes - 1116(single) 3233(triple) 2. Slashers - 1091(single) 2978(triple) 3. Milo Misfits - 1059(single) 2967(triple) The Madhatters still hold the record for both single and triple with a score of 1230 for a single and 3383 for a triple game score. Highest points over her average for a triple game this week: 1. Sheila Winch - 150 2. Lena Skeet - 111 3. Lois Burnay - 101 4. Betty Smith - 98 5. Joan Gateman - 79 6. Barb Ward - 74 7. Gale Thompson - 61 8. Helen Robertson - 53 9. Mavis Leadbeater - 48 10. Faye Williams - 42 Pat Hope still holds the record with 202 points over her triple average SEED OATS FOR SALE TED BURGER PRAIRIE ROSE FARMS LTD. ARROWWOOD, ALTA TOL 0B0 PH 534-3817Kid's Dinner Carnival FRIDAY, APRIL I 5 MHO COMMUNITY HALL Dinner 5:30 p.m. including our famous ice cream bar Entertainment 6:30 p.m. Carnival to follow 1 3 SM Please purchase in advance at ioca stores or by phoning Wendy at 599-3946 or Laurie at 599-3852.T H E W E ID O I I M G D A Y There may come a time in someone's life, When they choose to become a husband or wife. Their single lives, they will disburse, To become united, for better or worse. Marriage can be accomplished by running away, But, more commonly, it's done with a wedding day. Wedding days seem so simple and exciting, Until it's time to decide who you're inviting. The first order of business is a date selection, To which, no one involved had any objection. Same day for a church and a dance location, And not interfere with Grandpa's hernia operation. The groom's job is over, his opinion he need not say, The planning committee takes the reins and plans this special day. The bride makes the final decision, although there may be doubt, Cause two mothers and some sisters are exercising their clout. From colour schemes and styles, to the after dinner mint, I'm sure they even organize your belly button lint. The bride’s gown is top priority, and often causes stress, Especially when a helpful mother says, "Wear my wedding dress." The night before, at rehearsal, the bride got a little uptight, Instead of saying "I DO, the nervous groom said, "I MIGHT." The day is now upon them, with nothing left to chance, Until and overzealous groomsman rips the crotch out of his pants. Repairs are quickly done, with some thread and a little tape, It wouldn’t pass a close inspection, but his pants no longer gape. The groom sits with sweating hands, and a shaking in his knees, Why is the temperature in a church always set at 100 degrees? The bride arrives with her family, her mother's in a panicky state, The bride assures her mother, that they are being fashionably late. Everyone appears organized, but it wasn't meant to be, Just as the wedding march begins, the flower girl has to pee. The ring bearer's being very good, but you know he picks his spots, In the ribbons that hold the rings, he's been practicing tying knots. The maid of honor is deeply moved, and tears begin to race, She begins the march with puffy eyes, and mascara streaks her face. The father of the bride is sharply dressed, in a new tux and cumber bun, And at his side, persuasively, he holds a freshly polished gun. The bride on his arm is radiant, to her shoulders her hair hangs loose And, in opposition to the real world, a train follows her caboose. The father gives the bride away, the groom gets a threatening glance, Today he is going to say "I DO", an "I MIGHT" he will not chance. In his mind he sees a big house with a happy family within, I dearly hope my new in-laws are never forced to move in! The best man is in a dilemma, his thoughts are somewhat split, "I'm very honoured to be best man, but I’ll never get to prove it!" The other groomsman is also disturbed, he is trying to decide whether, The draft he feels is cause for alarm, or are his pant still holding together. The minister, though he continues on, is worried and ridden with shame They are nearly ready to exchange the vows and he's forgotten the grooms's last name. The bride stares off aimlessly, on her face she wears a slight frown, "I wonder, if this man doesn't marry me, will my father gun him down?" The maid of honor appears happy, but inside she continues to stew, "This silly dress is way too short, and why did it have to be blue."The bridesmaid stares at the groomsman, as she is in a trance, "Am I going to be embarrassed, if that fool over there can't dance?" They all snap back to reality, as if someone had slammed the door, Really, it was that Uncle Ed, in the back, had started to snore. Someone coughed and a murmur went up, and somewhere a baby cried, And, as if by design, the ceremony was over, the groom has kissed the bride. The rest of the day went smoothly, the meal and the dance, They tried to visit with everyone, but never had the chance. Cheeks sore from smiling, hands swollen like a balloon, I just hope they saved enough energy for their honeymoon! BY SANDY HENRY p (P f \m\Cf • Congratulation 6 (fat & ^ Who were marriec FEBRUARY 5 1 a/ W KIMBERLY, B.C * The are residing ii the Milo area ' welcome to trie convRunit) i t a* f L @ ( IP m\fy ecreation Board l\/f q oi i O' Thurs., Mar, 7:oo p.m, ■f r* -g 17 Village Office Anyone requesting funds please ! have the form in to Doug Bushel! j or Lome Umscheid before the meeting. Forms are available at Jamie's AG Foods. i YOU BE THE DETECT! VEI Place: Milo Municipal Iibraxy Dates: Thursdays, March 3,10&1? Times: 6:00-9:00 pan An Alberta Science Foundation Exhibit. Using fingerprints and 6 other scientific clues, solve the mystery of the "crimes". This hands-on science exhibit ! is designed for children in j Grades 4-6, but younger ! children (with a little help) j and adults enjoy it too! School classes and other groups can book special times to use the exhibit - just phone Barb at the library (599-3850) or at home (599-22i 3) to art an ge. BOWLING The Life Long Sport 8 Lanes of Bowling Public Bowling Group Bookings FALL LEAGUES ARE STARTING MID SEPTEMBER SIGN UP NOW as TEAMS COUPLES SINGLES Licensed Lounge Darts Big Screen T.Y. 416 Centre Street South High River, Alberta Larry & Vicki Phillips Phone 652-3 155The Royal Canadian Legion held their annual Remembrance Day Contest the following Milo students were among the winners. From left to right: Gus Stulberg, Amy Northcott - first in Jr. Black and White Posters; Chad Monner - second in Junior Poems; Dereck Tiegen - first in Jr. Essay (at Branch and Division Levels); Shaun Umscheid - second in Jr. Essay; Tammy Bushell - second in intermediate essay; Charlie Sealock. Missing are: Jennifer Monner - second in Jr. Black and White Posters; Gavin Vooys - first in Jr. Poems You Are Invited The Milo Community School is holding a Community Assembly on Monday, March 7th at 8:45 AM We will be recognizing community volunteers as well as our own student accomplishments in curricular and extra-curricular activities. Everyone Welcome!! Join our assembly, stay for coffee, and check out the exciting learning that is going on in our classrooms!! m The Milo Parent-Teacher Group would like to Thank all of you who came out and supported our Valentine's Tea And Bake Sale We also want to send a big Thank You to Sheila Winch for volunteering her time to instruct the Babysitting Course421-lst Street VVesl HIGH RIVER, Alta. 652-4844 <'24 Hour Hotline) Showtime: Please Check Individual Listings ADMISSION: ADULT S5.50 YOUTH $4.50 CHILD Sc SENIOR $3.00 MATINEES: YOUTH & ADULT S3.50 CHILD S2.00 V --- ■ - --- r-J Pine Mb vie Entertainment Since 1927 1 MARCH ~ 1W I s Vi rv i f s •2 3 4 5 ! 6 7 <J 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Eroptieiors ■ (Juy & t.inda Erickson 652-128? thurs-fri-sat-sun MARCH 3-4-5 6 7:30 pm S4 T'SUN ma TINGES MARCH 5-6 2:00 pm It's not a question of age. Or strength. Or ability. It's a matter of will. Inspired by the incredible true story. 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Now "You-all come back, you hear!" Ken and Carol ******** Thankyou to the Babysitting Class for the lovely soaps basket and hangers. I really enjoyed having you in my class. Good luck with your babysitting. I'm sure you will all make excellent babysitters. Also thankyou to the Milo Parent Teachers Group for sponsoring such a worthwhile course as the Alberta Safety Council Babysitting Course. Thankyou also to the following people who helped instruct the course - Rodger Steele of Vulcan, Constable Jackson of Vulcan RCMP and Don Holmes of Milo. Also a big thankyou to the following mums who braved the cold weather to bring their children to the course to help out - Tammy Lahd, Paige & Jesse and Devon Fetkenher, Joanne Wilson, Brett, Katie & Layne, Dale Nelson, Travis & Taylor and Deb Schiller and Courtney. Sheila Winch ******** I would like to express my sincere thanks to family & friends for all the visits, flowers, gifts, and cards sent to me while a patient in the Regional Hospital in Lethbridge. Alsorfor the phone calls and food brought to the house since I came home. Special thanks to Betty and Elva for the extra care and Len and Ciska for all their help in Leth­bridge. It all helped to make my re­covery a little easier. Thanks again, Glad to be in such a caring community. Kay *********** Thank you Jamie & Carol Robertson for the $50.00 Grocery Voucher. Carol Henry. *********** I'd like to say thanks a lot to Juanita, Robert and Darlene: to Robert for calling the Vulcan Am­bulance when I was alone at the time and incapable of doing any thing. Thanks for the cards, gifts, flowers and phone calls and the baking and visits. It was very much appreciated. Thanks again for caring. Doris Clements In Memoriam IN MEMORY OF LARRY TIEGEN MARCH 29/93 There will always be this heartache, And often a silent tear We shall cherish those precious memories Of the days when you were here. Remembering you is easy We do it every day. But missing you is a heartache, That never goes away. Love forever, from Mom, Dad and familyGod's Loan I'll loan to you for a little time a child of Mine He said For you to love the while he lives, and mourn for when he's dead. It may be just a few years or twenty two or three But will you, till I call him back, take care of him for me? He'll bring his charm to gladden you and should his stay be brief You'll have his lovely memories as solace for your grief. I cannot promise he will stay since all from earth return But there are lessons taught down there I want this child to learn. I've looked this wide world over in search of teachers true Now will you give him all the love nor think the labor vain, or hate Me when I come to call to take him back again? I fancy that I heard you say "Dear Lord, Thy will be done". For all the joy Thy child can bring, the risk of grief we'll run. We'll shelter him with tender care, we'll love him while we may. And for the happiness we've known, forever, grateful stay. But should the angels call for him much sooner than we've planned We'll have the bitter grief that comes, and try to understand. Somewhere beyond the sunset where happiness never dies He dwells in God's beautiful garden amidst the blue and gold skies And to us who always love him and whose passing brought great pain We will treasure his memory forever Until we meet again. To Clifford With love from Mom and DadCONGRATULATIONS TO THE ALBERTA SAFETY COUNCIL BABYSITTING GRADUATES -Jennifer Bartsch Jennifer Monner Dennis Wong, Jim Godkin, Tammy Bushel 1, Megan Vooys, Josh Umscheid & Leanne Jana Godkin, Lacey Holoboff, & Janet Sukut. Missing from A1ayna photo Monner f i s Amy graduated. This was the course the Babysitter, Standing 1 to r Morgan McMorris Holoboff Seated - Melissa Robertson, Erin Monner, Brooke Nelson Northcot t. Ail seventeen students who were enrolled in the course course was just revamped in September '93. Sheila Winch leader which was broken into seven lessons - The role of Child Development, Caring for Children, Positive Behaviour Management, Home and Outdoor Safety and Injury Prevention with part of this lesson taught by Constable Jackson of the Vulcan RCMP, Fire Safety taught by Don Holmes of Milo and Fire Safety taught by Rodger Steele of the Vulcan ambulance. The Milo Parent Teachers Group sponsored this worthwhile course which started on January 4 and ran Mondays and Tuesdays and came to a conclusion with the final test written on February 1. The certificates were handed out to the graduates at the Milo Community School assembly on February 7. Congratulations to all the graduates. A list of their names and phone numbers will be posted in Jamies Ag store.pon'r Ki»* The T/wa/est th/a/ss ^ After being with his Dad who was repairing machinery, a three year old rushed into the house." Boy,Mom, you should hear Dad. He sure is squaring." what A young nephew Aunt nurse her was in there? "Milk." "Oh," he , watching his newborn,asked She replied, said, "Do you do juice too?" An eight year old girl recieved a new wallet for her Birthday and was busy filling out the identification card, when she came to the line that read "S" with two boxes marked "F" or"M" What does "S" mean, Mom?" Mom replied, " The sex." "Oh," said the little girl, " I haven't had that yet." Two teenaged brothers had nude pictures tacked on their bed­room walls. Their room was off limits to their younger little sister. But,one day, they came home to find that all the nudes had been clothed with cutouts from the Sears catalogue. T/A S# l PRENWtSL RALPH Ines Goes To HeAvfeM .StfoG-T time Later tfELLO, Sr. feT&Z Lje Dcnt tfAte A •pLAce MerR^ P0**- om-1 gre-Aj flovflS AaJ1> ffe!s AlEEAbV M 3i) Of T>OUdsJ "S F0£AfAC£5 0 *** We hope you have enjoyed this column and would like to share your quotes with our readers. Please contact any member of the Canopener Staff. HAM SUPPER March 17th at the Milo Community Hall — 5:30 - 7:00 Sponsored by Milo United Church Everyone welcome Adults $7:00; students $4:00YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A TTEND A CELEBRA TION IN HONOUR OF FLORENCE BUSHELL 'S 80^ birthday; DATE: MARCH26, 1994 PLACE: MILO COMMUNITY HALL TIME: 2:00-5:00p.m. LUNCH WILL BE SERVED NO GIFTS PLEASE Please let any other family and friends who may be interested in joining know about the party.LOOK AT THIS!! AN 8 ENDER JAMES WILL BILL DEITZ GORDON GORE ALLAN BARTSCH "Bill" says "He and James set up the seven and let the other two finish it". This game was played in Hussar rASH WEDNESDAY AND LENT Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent. Lent is a religious season observed in the spring by Christian churches. It begins on Ash Wednesday, 40 days before Easter, excluding Sundays, and ends on Easter Sunday. On Ash Wednesday in Roman Catholic churches of the Latin Rite, ashes from the burnt palms of the preceding year’s Palm Sunday are blessed. The priest makes a cross with these ashes on the foreheads of the congregation saying "Remember, man, that dust thou art, and unto dust thou shalt return". From Biblical times, sprinkling oneself with ashes has been a mark of sorrow for sin. To this meaning of penance, Ash Wednesday customs add a lesson, a reminder of the need of preparation for a holy death. The Anglican and some other Protestant churches in North America observe the day. Many Christians observe Lent by fasting, performing penance, giving alms, abstaining from amusements or not solemning marriages. The Lenten season originated as one of spiritual preparation for Easter in rememberance of the passion, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. .Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. .the right temperature at home is maintained by warm hearts, not hot heads. .giant oak trees started out as little nuts that stood their ground. .what should not be heard by little ears should not be said by big mouths TEACHER The teacher has asked her third grade class to write a composition on the things for which they were thank­ful. One little boy summed it up very neaatly. "I am thankful for my glasses, "he wrote. "They k eep the boys from hitting me and the girls from kissing me." Fathers are people who give their daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough - so they can have grand­children who are smarter than anybody's. “It’ll save you from having to get in and out opening all those gates.”EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN CHURCH WOMEN The February meeting of the E.L.W. was held in the Church base­ment at 2 p.m. There were 6 mem­bers and Pastor Lew and Dorothy in attendance. Carol led the Bible Study - Decipleship - offering Hospi­tality and Forgiveness. The Grace Give Meditation was lead by June; followed by the Grace Give Offering. The minutes of the last meeting were read and approved. Business arising from the Minutes: Betty Orchard was unable to come andgive a talk on Russia. The garment bags to cover the choir gowns were purchased. A Thank you fromTrish McLeod had also been received for our Christmas party. The treasurer's report was given by Alice in Harriet's ab­sence. The west group served Lions' supper on January 19th. The East group to serve Lions March 16th. Correspondence: a letter and order forrm for cook books from Stienback, Manitoba was read. It was decided not to order anymore at this time. Also, a letter from Corrine Jerke regarding her trip to El Salvador. Marilyn and Carol went to Scandia to the E.L.W. workshop. CATCH ap8US° Our February 17th trip to Chinook Centre went on the best day of the week weatherwise.Kathy Sukut was our driver, Thank you Kathy. We have booked the Vulcan Legion Bus again for March 17th, which is our usual 3rd Thursday of the month and just happens to be St. Patrick's Day. Passengers traveling to Chinook Centre in February were: 3 from Milo, 2 from Vulcan and 4 from Caresland. I hope more Milo people want this service available. Without Vulcan and Caresland participation we couldn't keep going. If you want to go along on March 17, just book your spot by calling Carol Henry- 599-2107 or June Beckner- 599-3952. They got the job as nominating committee for the E.L.W. Convention April 30 at Trinity, Brooks. March 4th is World Day of Prayer and our turn to host it. Audrey and Marilyn offered to make the dough­nuts . Alice will send a birthday card and note to Kathi Haab's for Feb.28. Kathy will send get well cards to Lois's Mom, Evelyn Kennedy and lone Umscheid. Kathy will also look after getting flannelette for diapers and receiving blankets thru Meadowlark Sewing for our layettes. Pastor lew said he had the palms for the joint Palm Sunday Service at 11 a.m. in our church. Our Lenten Service'- vi 11 be Thursday nite at 7 ^.m. The Bible Study which June is leading will follow. For the month of March, Ethel is on for church cleaning. Marilyn is Bible Study leader and june is hostess Marilyn moved the meeting adjourn; Audrey served a delicious lunch. IS li m {Si |S! HI We have searched the FASHION MARKETS To bring you the latest pring /Summer Fashions]Further Education Courses More Line Dancing Instructor: Terri Gooch Dates: Thursdays, March 10.17, 24.31 & April 14 Times: 7:00- 9:00 p.m. Place: Milo School (first night at Milo Hail) Fee: $25.00 Line dancing is great fun and good exercise. Beginners are welcome. For those who took line dancing last fail, we will practice those dances and some new ones. CiG$s definitely running. Can register until March 9. Aqua-size instructor: Jo-Anne Wilson Dates: 6 evenings {Mondays or Tuesdays) starting mid-April Times: 7:00-8:30 p.m. Place: Vooys’ pool Fee: $15.DQ Here Is your chance to keep fit by exercising In the water. Class size will be limited so register ecrly. Standard First Aid & CPR Instructor: John Davidson Dates: Friday- Sunday, April 15-17 Times: Fri. 7-1 Opm, Sat &Sun. 9am-5pm Place: Milo Community School Fee: $55.00 Class size In this certificate course Is limited (room for 5 more). Register as soon as possible. To register: Send cheque (payable to County of Vulcan) to Barb Godkin, Box 158, Milo (599-2213)PRINCIPAL’S MESSAGE K. FORESTELL Teachers have an opportunity this week to meet with colleagues to share ideas informally and to attend sessions at the 55th annual Teachers' Convention to be held on March 3rd and 4th. Although this is an extra long weekend for students, teachers are required to attend both days of Convention. The theme of this years’ Convention is "We Are Good Stuff", with a focus on personal reflection on our strengths. Sessions offered will address classroom challenges; "Math with Laughter”, Technology and Creativity" to name a few, as well as sessions on wellness, “Lighten up - This is the only life you have" and “If Life is a Maze, Then You Are Amazing". Over 35 sessions will be offered on a variety of topics, with the hope of having something for everybody. Networking with other teachers from our own jurisdiction, as well as others is an added benefit. As with so many things, the opportunities for growth are there for the taking, the responsibility lies with each of us to make the most of it. As our profession faces a challenging and uncertain future, the source of our inspiration continues to to be the students we love to teach. Convention provides the impetus to continue doing what we’re doing, even better and to celebrate our chosen profession. K. Forestell Milo Municipal Library News KID’S KORNER AND KRAFTS Thursday, March 10 7:00-8:00pm Kids (grade 2 and under) are welcome to join us for St. Patrick’s Day fun (stories, games, crafts) SCIENCE ALBERTA DISPLAY Body in the Library (S.O.S) This Science Alberta exhibit is consists of hands-on forensic science activities designed mostly for families and children in grades 4-6, but all ages of people enjoy participating. It takes about an hour and a half to work through all the "labs" to solve the crimes - fingerprints, blood, venom, tools, forgery, hair and bullets. This display will be in the library from February 28 to March 19. Families can take part on Thursday nights (March 3. 10 and 17). School and other groups can arrange for special times during non-library hours. Please call Barb at the library (599-3850) or home (599-2213) if you would like to arrange a special booking. PLEASE NOTE CHANGES IN OUR LIBRARY HOURS !!!!!.« Tuesdays 9:00am-l 1:30am Thursdays 10:00am-12:30pm 1:30pm- 4:00pm 6:30pm- 8:00pm** ** March 3,10, and 17 we will be open from 6:00-9:00 pm (Thursday nights) for the Body in the Library program. Phone 599-3850 m a® i w Come and Go "Tupperware Tea" Tuesday, March 22,1944 3d00 to 5d00 PM. At the Milo School Foyer Proceeds gp to the Milo Alphabets Kindergarten EVERYONE WELCOME!!!!! w m m M U m !#:WVULCAN ‘ UNT Y OLLISION Phone 485-6079' Fax 48S-G040 The Collision Repair Specialists that service the entire County of Vulcan and beyond, with friendly & courtious service that enhance a total of 48 years experience in the Automotive repair Industry. continuous training taken on 1-Car Airbags Paint Knowledge ABS Brakes Air Conditioning Work backed by a "3" year written Paint Warrantee backed by BAS.F. of Canada WE SELL THE *BIG TEE DECKS" AN ALTERNATIVE FOR RUSTY OR DAMAGED TRUCK BOXES. COME IN AND SEE ONE ON DISPLAY. SOLID GOLD REFINISH GUARANTEE COURTESY & RENTAL VEHICLES AVAILABLE TCW1NG AVAILABLE it ## ##### f VULCAN GENERAL * % €§ HOSPITAL W & BOARD OF TRUSTEES f§ & & & & WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT w THEIR PLAN FOR A w lgs * COMMUNNITY HEALTH * CENTRE * » <* * * MARCH 8-7:00 PM MILO COMMUNITY HALL * w * PLEASE PLAN TO ATTEND « Village Office Hours: Tuesdays & Thursdays 9:00 a.m. -11:00 a.m. Phone 599-3883 --- 4- VILLAGE OFFICE CLOSED MARCH 8, 10, 15 & 17 •4 --- MAYOR - Lome Umscheid COUNCILLORS Barry Monner & lUSke hfingfley TOWN MAN - Bill Brown MUNICIPAL ADMINISTRATOR Lynda CyrRUSH JOB CALENDAR (FOR THE BUSY EXECUTIVE) Negotiation Day Friday Friday Thursday Wednesday Tuesday Monday 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 16 15 14 13 12 11 9 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 31 30 29 28 27 26 24 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 Claimed advantages of this newly proposed calendar are: 1* Ev_ery job is in a rush. Everyone wants his job yesterday. With this calendar, a customer can order his work on the seventh and have it delivered on the third. 2. All customers want their jobs on Friday so there are two Fridays in every week. 3. There are seven days at the end of the month for those end—of—the—month jobs 4. There will be no first-of-the-month bills to be paid as there isn't any "first". The tenth and the twenty fifth have also been omitted in case you have been asked to pay them on those days. 5. There are no bothersome non-productive Saturdays and Sundays for time-and-a-half or double-time to pay. 6. There's a new day each week called Negotiation Day. EASTER TEA & BAKE SALE At the Milo Drop-In Thurs. March 31 at 3 p.m. Wear an Easter Bonnet of some sort and join in the fun. Prize awarded Everbody Welcome Get Well wishes to Hugh Winch who is recuperating at home with cracked ribs.Community Condolences ir*' Sympathy Our sincere sympathy to Tom & June Beckner & Family in the sudden passing of their son Clifford. Also to Sandra Beckner & Family and the Magnuson family. To Norman and Shannon Reynolds & Family in the passing of Shannon's aunt Claudia Howard. To Garry & Mona Middlestead & Family in the passing of Mona's brother at Fort St. John. To David & Anne Zaytsoff & Family in the passing of David's mother, Polly Zaytsoff. To Jeff & Deb. Scjiller & Family in the passing of Jeff's aunt Helen in Calgary. °l/VeiL Kay Zaystoff - Recovering at home following surgery. Gene Henry - Undergoing treatments. Val Umscheid - Recovering from surgery. Rich Adel - - Bev. Holmes - Doris Clements Lois Deitz - Mrs. Kennedy - Eugene Bushell lone Umscheid Recovering from a stroke. Recovering from un­known illness*. - Recovering at home from mild stroke. At home with a sore f oot. Recovering from a broken wrist. - In hospital for observation - Recovering from 3 broken wrist. CONGRATULATIONS To Bev Holmes and Marianne Armstrong who were confirmed in the United Church Sunday, Feb. 20. The U.C.W. presented each with a Bible. 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