Kaleidoscope 1994, May 17

The Kaleidoscope is the official student newspaper of the University of Alabama at Birmingham. The expanded keyboard is useful in areas siuh as desktop publishing, he out as an IBM " The consumer has the choice of either the standard Macintosh key-board or an extended version. "On a Macint...

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Summary:The Kaleidoscope is the official student newspaper of the University of Alabama at Birmingham. The expanded keyboard is useful in areas siuh as desktop publishing, he out as an IBM " The consumer has the choice of either the standard Macintosh key-board or an extended version. "On a Macintosh, you don't need function keys," Howard explained. "On the extended keyboard you have the function keys — it's the same Uy-sufficient fur the average user Today, almost all Macintosh cuu> puters come with at least eight megabytes of RAM, which is usually processing program willrequire more memory than a wyid Buying a computer simpler ifneeds defined considered a committee chair position Finance Chair April England said Taylor's figure was based on the 1943 The legislature applauded loudly after his speech. Legislator Brandon White suggested that the USGA sponsor a peti-tion expressing the students' dislike of the tuition increase. Service Committee Chair Henry Lovoy said the legislature needed to push this issue and work together as a team. Legislators then turned their attention to the recent election. Acting on President Bruce Taylor's recommenda-tion, they passed an amendment to the spring budget giving a one-time salary to the election commission manager Michelle Wallace will receive $700 for coordinating this year's USGA elections The USGA constitution provides guide-lines for this payment since this office is it more difficult for UAB students to work, attend school and graduate. Now we're on the 10-year plan," Harbison "They have fought everything this university has wanted. They fought the band, they fought football. They built big fraternity houses at Tuscalooea; why can't they build some here? This is all a blatant effort to keep students from hav-ing an affordable education and to make Harbison said Trustees for its tuitionhike. The USGA resolution stated that tuition ishigher at UAB than at any other school in the state and that the resolution was unfair. Harbison said that the increase makes itdifficult for students to work their way through school. UAB faces a 6.5 percent increase, while the Tuscaloosa campus will face a 4 percent increase, he said. "We should pay the same amount unless we get treated according to what we pay," Harbison said. "I think the trustees ought to come to UAB, talk to regular students and explain the tuition and rent increases. They should come here and spend time in the buildings that bear their names, meeting the students," Stuff Writer Undergraduate Student Government Association Secretary Ralph Harbison introduced a resolution in the USGA's May 13 meeting condemning the University of Alabama System Board of By Kim Grissom Lovoy introduced a resolution expressing the need for a student infir-mary to deal withbasic health-care prob-lems. He also introduced an amendment to the spring quarter budget requesting $1,200 for a laser printer to go with the computer the USGA is purchasing. Ihe $2,400 computer is state-of-the-art, Lovoy said, and needs a good print-er. The computer and printer are being added to the Graphics Room located on the fourth floor of HillUniversitv Center An amendment to the code of laws was introduced by Taylor and Travel Grant Chair Dangale Robinson enabling the election commission to be paid each year after logging hours worked as reported by the manager. The salary amount would be determined by the president. H.5 percent of eligible voters sets the amount. Wallace said voter turnout almost doubled this year with 1,238 votes cast, 12.9 percent of all eligiblestudents. Inthe May 10-11 runoffs, 871 students voted, election manager salary of $600. Another amendment to the budget was tabled for the May 20 meeting. This amendment would give each of file six election commissioners $100 as compen-sation for workdone, especially helping to increase voter turnout. As stipulated in the USGA constitution, the president USGA denounces tuition increase See Tuition pac;f. 2 Tuition and fees for undergraduate out-of-state students taking 10 semes-ter hours per quarter willbe $1,577, Indollar terms, in-state tuition and fees for an undergraduate per quarter will be $837; the fall1993 tuition and fees for the same student was $786. tuition and fees total $2,324 annually according to Lyons. This increase makes attending UAB slightly more expensive than the University of Alabama, with annual tuition and fees amounting to $2,260, but less expensive than the University of Alabama in Huntsville, where building and activities fees With an average undergraduate load of 27 hours p*r year, 1994-1995 tuition and fees for in-state, non-health related schools will total $2,271, Starting fall quarter, one semester hour for in-state undergraduate stu-dents in non-health related schools willincrease from $70 to $74. That jumps to $117 with the addition of at UAB The Board of Trustees of the University of Alabama approved tuition and fee increases for all three campuses in the University of Alabama system at their April 28 meeting on the campus of the University of Alabama in Huntsville. The increase follows several years of tuition and fee increases at UAB, although the 1994-1995 academic year increase will be higher than the one instituted for the 1993-1994 academic year. "UABmade a decision several years ago to increase (tuition and fees) eacji year by an amount equal to increases incosts, instead of hitting the students every three or four years with a very large increase," said John Lyons, \jce-president of information management 1994-95 academic year Students in all schools at UABcan expect tuition and fee increases in the By William J. Echols Staff Writer Tuition hike hits students hard See Macintosh face 2 Another advantage ot the Macintosh over the IBMis that they tend to last lunger and are easier to itivcthan the Macintosh," he said The main reason people cfeuosc NWuitoe.il computers over PCs is the ease of use, according toScott Howard of Ray Davis, Inc., a computer dealer inHomewood "Even IBM compatibles running Micrdboft Windows are fax less intu-who are still trying to figure out their syntax errors and invalid switch*^. Average pexjple who want U> m>e a computer have somewhere U> turn other than the confusing, frustrating and downright homiying world of personal computers. Macintosh computers nmy be the answer for these downtrodden mjuia Yes, theie is a God foi computer By Marilyn J. Daniel News Editor >Part two ofa two-part series on buying a computer Part one [May 101discussed PCs "Usually you ou\ use them longer, ' other computer, the lust thing to do ia Howard said. "They have a longer liir determine what it willbe used for and span because even tome of the oldef how much memory willbe needed to Macs, withsome minor upgrades >ji> run the necessary applications, use modern software." A graphics program, toi example, Macintosh has been a popular choice fur students since its introduc-tion, but Apple recently introduced a new line product line called Power Macintosh to snare business customers. upgrade. When buying a Macintosh or any The printer generally sells for about $285 and is easy to install Mo*t Macintosh accessories are "plug-and-pLty," allowing a user to plug itU.and IHUlLllr According to Holmes, the Apple Stylewnter IIis a good printer for a student!) use. Stylewnter 0 is a com-pact ink jet printer designed for •mall-ei jobs It ['iints about two pages per loves tl Ive gla or 9:7 'Project Christian House', organized by a group of British acade-mics, alms topromote the Christian faith among students InBritish universi-ties, parUcdarty those coming from foreign countries. To achieve this we plan to establish Christian houses Incites with large student populations, such as Oxford, Birmingham, and Edinburgh, where students from all religions can come together for wholesome social activities and socialize with Christian stu-dents and professionals, participate InChristian fellowship meetings and Bible reading, listen to Invited speakers etc Ina friendly and relaxed environment. Our project Is non-profit, every task is done by volunteer students or faculty members; and all ofus contribute because of our Christian faith. We plan toestablish the firsthouse InOxford. The estimated cost Is about three hundred thousand dollars. To do this, we nave decided to seek the help of Christian students and faculty members Inuniversities throughout the English speaking world. Are you willingto )oin others inmaking this dream possible? Are you willing to help promote faKh InJesus Christ? Yes, Iwant to help " Ienclose a check (payable to 'Preset: Christian House) lor $50 $25 $10 Other $ Name: Address: Please send this coupon with your donation to 'Project Christian House', P.O. Box 596, Oxford. 0X4 1N England World you like a receipt for your donation? Yes No Would you like to (jet Involved promoting this project is your own Christian community? Yes No INow: Th*IRS hu raqutaM) wloMom you that donation* to•tonrtgn chaiHy may not b*a tu daduodon. Ifall you want from church is hell, fire and brimstone, burn this ad. The Bptacopal Church Hell, flic,and brinutonc you iwniAnd In the Bpbcopal ChunJb BuiIfit's mmfellowship and the lore of¦ fcwgMngand undemanding God you wane, joinu» In wonthlp ihta Sunday. Huntlay*MA;OUp.m., An Informal(^mmunkm Service to) Unircreily Coomont, 1024 South 12ih Succt, Actom 10th t*nuc South fromihc rlonon Home, UABEptocopaJ Campu* Mlniwry. the Rev. BUI BUckerby, Chaplain The USGA has no authority over the UABOffice of Student Publications. Scott McLeod said that if someone on Kaleidoscope does not like how the USGA spends student money, he needs to come to the USGA and offer suggestions. "Tell us how to improve instead of bashing us," Mcl^eod said. Afterthe meeting, some legis-lators said they had been approached by students about the editorial and had no idea what to say. Legislator Lovoy also said that he didnot join the USGA to eat and did not know another legislator whohad. use itimmediantly, according to ing program for beginners and MacUser Magazine. the Claris Work* package Holmes also recommends the because it includes a word Macintosh-compatible processor, spread sheet, data Deskwriter 560C by Hewlett base and graphics program. Packard.The average user has "With Claris Works, you can quite a few choices when look- doallkinds ofimpressive things, ing for software for basic needs, like charting and adding tables Holmes recommends the to your documents," Holmes Microsoft Word word process- said. Macintosh from page 1 student fees. "I'd like to hold down increases (in tuition and fees) to 4 or 5 percent from now on," Sibley said. said. These factors, along with oth-ers, combined to produce a greater than average increase in increase." WilliamSibley, vice president of academic affairs, said the increase for the 1994-1995 acade-mic year actually represents a raise that is somewhat greater than the increase in the inflation-ary index. "One of the big expenses this year is the library," Sibley said, referring to a new computer net-work being installed in the library which will enable stu-dents to access information throughout the country. Sibley also noted the expenses involved in the new performing arts center now under construc-tion; utilities at the center will run around $400 a month, Sibley quarter, or 60.4 percent. Lyons called the raise in costs "basically an inflationary increase in the student service fees from $120 to $150 annually. General building fees in the school of optometry will increase from $106 to $170 per he needs to do something, such as come to meetings or join the USGA and try to change things. Lovoy also said the percent-age amount given in the editori-al was incorrect. The party willnot account for 10 percent of the USGA total yearly budget as stated in Kaleidoscope, Lovoysaid. It willaccount for 4.4 percent of the group's $64,000 budget. Legislator Dedrick Cain said the USGA office had received "a lot"of calls and visits wanting an explanation of the party's cost, and he said he had to try to explain the situation. He also said the USGA should pass a resolution to remove Pate from the staff. Party from pag e 1 gn%(fMMPthe general build-ingLJfcftiM& 5to $510 annual-ly. *¦ ¦ ¦"* School of dentistry students can expect an increase ingeneral tuitionof 15 net-cent from$1,239 to $1,425 per/quarter. IncijMse&y in student service fees f^Fschool of dentistry stu-denwvillbe 15.4 percent annu-aUyJb^ S130 to $150. mAWQSchool of Optometry wflMkca 4 percent increase in ge^n] tuition, from $1,020 to $ljH per quarter and an An in-state graduate student inthe school ofnursing willface a 31.08 percent increase in tuition and fees -such a student can expect to pay $1,097 in tuitionand fees starting fall1994. The school of medicine will have an increase of 7 percent in genera) tuition from $4,984 to $5,335. Students inthe school of medicine will also face an increase in student service fees-from$ 120 to $150 annually, and be inthe school of nursing. An undergraduate in-state student in the school of nursing taking a 10-semester hour course load, willpay $907 in tuitionand fees- a 19.97 percent increase over fall1993 tuition and fees of $756. and fees cost of$696. The greatest percentage increase in tuition and fees will Annual tuition and fees for an in-state graduate student in a non-health related school taking 16 semester hours per year will be increased to $1,535. Graduate student costs at the University systems other two campuses are significantly higher - $1,940 annually at the University of Alabama and $2,152 at the University of Alabama in Huntsville. The tuition «nd fees for an in-state graduate student in the school of health-related profes-sions taking six semester hours willbe $733, an increase of 5.32 percent over fall 1993's tuition compared to$1,486 in fall1993. Tuition increases for in-state graduate students will be 6.4 percent, from $78 to $83 per quarter, resulting in a total cost, including tuition and fees, of $571 foran in-state graduate stu-dent in a non-health related s—chool taking six semester hours an average graduate course load, in , Tuition from page Crime Reports are taken from 1MB Police Department logs each Sunday. Carr work*20 hour* a week at a bank. He is a member of the UAB Honors Program, Blazer Crew, Ambassadors and several honor societies. "When Igot to UAB,Ihad never talked to somebody that was Indian or Asian or anyone ofdifferent backgrounds. Inever had that, and whenIgot toUAB, it was nice to know that every-body wasn't like me: that there was diversity," said Carr. Carr doesn't want anyone to think of himas a student leader, though. He says that a real leader knows when to lead and when to follow, and he has no problem followingwhen neces-sary. If you are really good at something, then you should lead; but if you are not the best you can be at something "else, you need to be able to follow. That is what makes a great stu-dent leader," said Carr. ? //you know of tomeone who would make a good Person of the Week, call 934-3354. •atmImy, May i* *¦ James Bernard WoHe, Jr., 32, of Macon, Ga. was stopped by police In the 1600 block of University Boulevard for an expired tag. A check of his driver's license was conducted and revealed that the defendant had a misdemeanor warrant for his arrest by Hoover Police Department. Hoover Police then took Wolfe Into custody Fhioav, May 13 ? Herman Turner reported his tool pouch and tools stolen from Volker Hall, 1600 University Boulevard. When he returned to work the fol-lowing day, he discovered that some unknown person had taken the tooth' i ?John Lelus Montgomery III.,27, of Mldfleldwas arrested for Dill. driving without a license and driving without,headlights when police observed him traveling northbound from the 1000 block of 20th Street South. Police stopped Montgomery at 5th Avenue South and 20th Street. He was then transported to Birmingham City Jail where he test- Carr driven to sue Chit's back. In addition to his cancer, he has to deal with scoliosls, a cur-vature of the spine. None of this stopped Carr from being the onlygraduate of his class of20 togo to a four-year university. "Iwanted to come to some-where where nothing was hold-ingmeback other man me," said Carr. This is why he is involved with Alpha Delta Omega, a Greek honorary society mat pro-motes disability awareness on campus. "Icame to UAB because I wanted the opportunity to have all these student activities and to do all these things and Ididn't want to give that up just because Ihad to start working," he said. By Siai Hoppman Stiff Wrifr Few people who come tocol-lege arc abb to work 20 houn a week, be a OMOlbcr of an honor* program and be heavily involved in campus activities whilekeeping a 3.8 GPA. Kevin Carr, a junior majoring biology hat done all of these thing*. What makes him even more unique is the fact that he is alive today. When he was 16 months old, doctors found cancer in Can's back. Doctor* then took part of his liverand one kidney where they found the cancer tumor. At the time, they expected him to liveno longer than 16 yean. When he was 16, doctors placed two vertical rod* in rlzed to be Inhi* room. The impact told officer that he was looking for. coworker withhoussfc— ping. ?University Hospital patient Alfonso CoiHn reported U.S. ourren-cy and jewelrystolen from*Mhos-pital business office, 6S0 IWi8L 8. When he went to the offloeto retrieve his vaiuaMss, he was NUd the Kerne had been stolen. ? Margaret Key toW poNoe some unknown person stole her purse when she accidentally leftNoutside the School ofBusiness and Engineering building, 1160 10th Ave 8. There are no suspects. ?Christine Ferrell toldpolice that some unknown person shattered her front windshield while the vehi-cle has parked In the 1100 block of 10th Avenue South. There are no suspects. ? UABstudent James Sewell told police that some unknown person took a rock and smashed the glass on the driver side window of his vehicle and stole 46 cassette tapes whilethe vehicle was parked at the UABState Toxicology Lab, 1001 13th St. 8. ? Steven Alcom told police that some unknown person stole his 10 speed bicycle parked Inthe 700 block of 19th Street South. There are no suspects. Tubsdav, M«v10 ? Stephanie Masterson told police that some unknown person entered her vehicle by breaking out the pas-senger window and removed her cassette player. The vehicle was parked In the 700 block of 19th Street South. ? Thomas Vann of UABSupport 8arvtoaa raportad a VCR and ¦ v^v^V^H^^I n^HIV WV^V Jaffamon Towan training roam, 610 19«i ItaMt 8outh. Vann stated ttw ooor wmmknwhen h# loft for tho dty and upon Ms mtmtho noxt morning no found IIunlocked . H# a»o stated that on»y two other p^>- pwraw ksyt toth# room. ¦ion say, May v ?Tony Ray KtoMon, 23, of Moore*. La. waa arraatad tor public intoxica-tion at Untvartty Had, 1000 M|l Ava. 8., whan tha pollca warn aum-monad by raaidantt oometaMng that ha waa causing a dtoturt>anca. Aftar Melton waa arraatad, ha was transported to City Jail. ?UAB student Barbara Pruitt reported that some unknown person broke her passenger side window while her vehicle waa parked In UABLot 15H, 1600 9th Ava. 8. Thara was nothing taken from the vahtota. ? Spain Wallace Hospital Patient Hanry McFall reported his Visa credit card and U.S. currency stolen fromtha hospital business office, 620 10th St. 8.McFall waa advised by hospital personnel that his, along with all the other patient's valuables were stolen from tha hospital busi-ness office vault. Sunday, May a ?James Smith, 72, of Birmingham waa arraatad for public intoxication whan pollca observed him sitting In tha parking lot ofUABMedical Towers. Aftar hi*arrest, Smith was transported to City Jail. ad .281 on tha Intoxilyzar test ? UABstudent Tammy Finch*r reported that aoma unknown person had mada a amllay faca on the right fronthood of her car wttn a marker Tha damage occurred while tha vehicle was parted at Hill University Center, 1400 University Boulevard Flncher believed H waa dona by a student living In Denman Hall. Officers attempted to contact tha suspect but no one answered tha door. Police observed tha same type of Mack marks wore found on tha door of tha suspect's apartment . ? On responding to a noise com-plaint from Student Housing, an offi-cer observed six vehicles, horns honking, wKh several black females Ineach aar yelling. The vehicles were stopped at 18th Street and 91h Avenue South. Carla Huntley, the advisor for Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority, came forward from the last car. She said the parade was a tra-dition and she did not realize that It wouldcausa any problems. She was advised that it was after 1 .30 a.m. and that other residents In the housing area were disturbed by this parade. Huntley stated they would all go ahead and leave the campus. Widnisoay, May 11 ? UABstudent John O'Neill told police some unknown person entered his room InCamp Hall and stole 13 Cyclobenzaprlne HCL tablets off his living room table. While an officer was taking O'Neill's statement In his room, a UAB Housing employee entered the room without knocking on the door. O'Neill stated he did not know the suspect and that he was not autho- 2 bUdonope Mqri7,i»4 te ones wl forgiveness policy UAB should instate important ifflft); Ihave heard much fi^a^out changing the name of pur fair university to the University of Birmingham, yet Ido not see this as a major issue facing this uni-versity. When wehave the prob-lems ofcampus security, a lack of school spirit (due mainly to the large number of commuter stu-dents), lack of true community spirit and the lack of a campus that promotes a social atmos-phere that could help make UAB a cohesive campus, how can a dispute over a name take prece-dence? Iam a true freshman at UAB, andIhave the time and the ener-gy to try and make a good uni-versity into a great one. When the students at UABget up and start working on our problems, then 1 willbemore than willingtoadd a name change to the list of goals UABshould be striving for. Until then, 1hope mat the students at UAB willthink about all we can doas a student body tomake the University of Alabama at Birmingham more than just a name. AnasUaia Rodriguez Name changSSpt be as you think.Infact it willnot be a degree that you receive. UABdoes not give degrees at the commencement exercise. Rather, you get inline with the school you ore graduating from. It's finally here. The day you have always dreamed about. The grand finale to four yean (or more) of late night studies, final exams, term papers and two-hour classes. The ceremony you have fantasized about is here — graduation. Many of your family and friends willbe present, waiting to see you strutacroM the stage and receive your degree. But guess what? It willnot be as you've ' fantasized. The moment you have made seem so wonderful in your dreams, the receiving of your degree, willnot more than paper State before transferring to UAB, I was allowed to drop the old grades and was not only a mem-ber of Phi Theta Kappa Honor Society, but was also selected for Who's Who" in American Community Colleges. Since transferring to UAB,my GPA is automatically lowered to less than a 3.0/ Ibelieve that a lot of students are in the same situation and would like to see an Academic Forgiveness Policy enacted at UAB.Ifthe new SGA would like to make a significant difference for students, they should lobby for this policy with the adminis-tration. Iwould be willingto bet that they would have littlediffi-culty getting a hefty number of signatures on a petition to that effect. Cherie Colston Degree should be ny. Ihave spoken withsomeone in the registrar's office and in stu-dent affairs. They have assured me thatno matter whatIdo, the degrees would still be mailed. The same postal service that brings junk mail and overdue bills to your home willbe deliv-eringyour collage degree. Nam* withheld upon request studies so hard for. After the ceremony, your mother willbe proud to take pic-tures of you in your cap and gown while holding your "degree." She willbe anxious to go home and show the friends and relatives who could not make it to the ceremony the "degree" you received. Thrilling,isn't it. For four years or more you have endured tuition increases, paid your student service fees, building fees and any other fees, paid forparking decals and park-ing tickets (sometimes even if you had a decal) and been limited to what classes you could take because the ones you needed were not in the schedule. Allto get this blank piece of paper to tellyou that all of this is over. The bottom line is 1MB,a uni-versity of prestige and dignity, should care enough to give its students a better farewell. At least, degree coven should be given as you ctom the stage and degrees made available for pick upimmediately after the ceremo-write your name on a degree card, and when you get to the stage you hand the card to who-ever is calling the names out. When your name is called, you shake hands with the dean of your school and the president of UAB. And best of all, YOU RECEIVE A BLANKPIECE OF PAPER AS YOURDEGREE! Wow, this is what you have Letters to the Editor nation that has forgotten whatstandards are. Crime doesn't suddenly sneak-up and compel someone to become a criminal. It is nurtured over time by the absence of morality and decency. This country's standards didn't disappear overnight. Nor willthey reappear as a result of the passage of the crime bill. MalcolmX brilliantlytaught that blacks should-n't hate whites as a result of oppression, but that they should love themselves in order to overcome it.Likewise, only if today's children are taught to Jove and be responsible will tomorrow's world overcome the void ofstandards we currently suffer through. More than likelyifMichael Fay's butt had been warmed as a child, it wouldn't be burning right now. ? Ken Starkey is president of the 1MBCollege Republican* and works at University Hospital. Singapore due to memory loss? The people of Singapore are taught more than just deterrence to crime. Drug users are removed from the streets until they are dried-out or clean. Release before then is not an option. They are taught that individuals are responsible for their actions. There willbe no law passed in Singapore that outlaws spray-cans. Annually,the entire coun-try of Singapore has only a fraction of the actual crimes committed in Birmingham, even though Birmingham has only one-third the population of Singapore. Iapplaud Singapore for not collapsing their standards at the request of the leader of a Crime deserves punishment Once again, a bill (the crime bill) has passed through Congress that releases criminals from responsibility for their actions. The billdoesn't tar-get crime, it targets guns. Granted, no law-abiding citizen willbe adversely effected by not being able to buy so-called assault weapons, but neither will criminals. How effective can the legislation be? Will the government have tobuild warehouses to handle the Sudden influx ofguns turned in by criminals rush-ing to give up their weapons for the betterment of the country? The warehouses willprobably be adja-cent to centers that will offer counseling to help these criminals handle the guilt that will surely accompany their sudden change of heart. Of course, the center willalso offer a jobs training program. People, wake up. This new law blames guns for crime, not the criminal. Another law has passed which criminals have no intention of obeying, imagine that. ironically, the same day that the crime bill passed, fhe government ofSingapore got to the bot- ••t»m-(ouch!) of the Michael Fay caning incident. The punishment was carried out in spite of a.pi* byPresident CJmton for clemency. Clinton suggest^ ed that Fay might have been forced into a confes-sion of guilt. Others said that because of his atten-tiop deficit disorder diagnosis, Fay shouldn't be punished. Fay's attorney is claiming that his client temporarily lost control of his senses. Fine, the can-ing as well, willbe only temporary. Besides, what are the chances ofFay spray-painting another car in ByKen Starkey Call them at 934-8020 for more information. The bottom line is this: theUSGA should stop spending student money on digestible items. Leave something for the incoming freshmen besides an empty plate. actual food loss.) Legislators seemed genuinely stunned by the calls and visits they received followinglast week's paper [see story on page 1], yet they did nothing to show that they understood the problem. Perhaps they would be moved to action ifstudents came to their meeting Friday night to complain. It willbe held at 6 p.m. onthe fourth floorof the HillUniversity Center. ? Purchase an audio system for the Hill University Center Auditorium so that movies shown there stop sounding as if they were recorded in DeSoto Caverns. Wave goodbye to dessert. ? Kaleidoscope could really use a new camera or two. (Just a thought from the photography editor. No ? Create a fund to support UAB's artistic commu-nity. Legislators may think those posters they create and plaster allover campus are art. This fund Would teach them the error of their ways, but it's going to require a tea ration. ? Legislators could pay the extra nickel on all the Cokes. Imagine them standing beside vending machines with cups of change. Forego the after-din-ner mint. probably keep the place humming all night. ? Fund a security patrol in student parking lots after sundown. Crime reports have show this this campus isn't quite as safe as the police had us believe. Substitute chicken for steak. ¦ . , , ¦? Buy some copiers to put in the Education Building, the Humanities Building, the Business and Engineering Buildingand the Ulknan BuUding> This willbe expensive, so legislators might have to change the service tobuffet. ,.,. . , , During Friday's Undergraduate Student Government Association meeting. Legislator Henry Lovoy said he was tired of Kaleidoscope editorials "bashing" the USGA about their spending practices. Dedrick Cain suggested that the USGA should pass a resolution to remove the editor from the staff. Fortunately, the USGA has no control over Kaleidoscope, and poses no threat anyone on the staff. Itis a newspaper's job to point out problems in its community, and the USGA's spending is a big one. Rather than admit that $2,800 is an extravagant price for their self-congratulatory end-of-the-year party and voting to slash its budget, they have decided to distract attention from the issue by whining that they're being treated unfairly. These students indicated a desire to get into poli-tics, a profession known for generating a littlehe.it, by running forUSGA; but the second they catch some ,they want to fire the newspaper editor. Legislator Scott McLeod said, "Tell us how to improve instead of bashing us." Itseems to us that McLeod and the rest of the legislature should have come up with some ideas of their own before filling out intent-to-run forms. Since that hasn't happened, we'llsupply some for them. ? Start a computer lab. After we suggested this several months ago, the USGA did vote tp buy one. Nice start, but we think they can afford tobuy a few more ifthey skip the appetizers at the banquet. ? Donate equipment to the marching band. They need the support. Starting this program from scratch requires a lot of money, so legislators may have to pass on the soup course. ? Start a footballscholarship program. UAB foot-ballis growing tremendously. Giving a worthy play-er a tuitionor book scholarship each year wouldbe a nice way to express student support. Legislators will have to cross the dinner rolls off the list, though. ? Donate enough money to Sterne Library tokeep the place open past 10:30 p.m. Work study wages aren't high. Iflegislators axed the salad, tfiey could Caught in the cookie jar effects both the decider and all others. A prime example of people avoiding accountability is represented in those imma-ture bumper stickers that read, "Don't blame me, Ivoted forBush." "Ivoted forBush" is easily and completely understood. However, inview of the bumper sticker, the idea seems tobe that certain peo-ple can wash their hands of responsibility for a situation their favored and defeated admin-istration played a large part increating. Ilike John D. Rockefeller IV,but he didn't even run. None the less, ifWilliamJ. Clinton mess-es up, thenIam partly responsible. Iaccept that. Ipersonally don't think he willmess up things as much as his two predecessors did, though. Our world of media is filled with dis-claimers, too. By using statements intending to implycomplete ignorance and disinterest-edness on the part of a broadcasting compa-ny, producer or publisher, the vehicle prod-uct — a television commercial, book, audio recording or newspaper column — is not anything they are responsible for. Yet, they are more than willingto be responsible for the dollars and reputation the product brings in. Iam not saying itis rightor wrong inpro-ducing, promoting or printing the material. That would violate the freedoms Inamed ear-lier and many more. However, to consider one's self exempt from the responsibility of responsibility is a violation of everyone's freedom and trust. Equal time toa wide vari-ety ofviews, voices, and ideas becomes irrel-evant in that kind of irresponsible environ-ment. News shows become "infomercials," books and recordings under the guise of art masterpieces become mass-produced com-modity propaganda, and news articles all become opinion columns for whoever and whatever organizations or agendas are feel-ingsuperior that day. Let's hope we come to understand free-domas a way of lifeinstead of as a tritepolit-ical slogan or an itembelonging to someone else. ? Ben Nabors is an undergraduate educa-tion major and a long-time Kaleidoscope contributor. Freedom is a word representing ari'tdea that most Americans indicate they fully sup-port. Review the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, Wi^h its collection of amendments if there are any questions. Freedom of speech, freedom of prats and freedom of assembly are just a few wfmany provisions in those documents. For these freedoms not to be of a completely nihilistic nature, a basis or standard seems required. Quite a few people believe that forcing; their individual codes of conduct, morals and social policies on others creates bases and standards for freedom. Freedom in those cases is destroyed. . . On the other hand, the acceptance of ulti-mate freedom does not need to necessitate anarchy or an autocracy or a forced standard, but itdoes bring ultimateresponsibility tothe individual. Any decision made or not made Our democracy rests on freedom ofspeech ByBen Nabors We oints May17, 1994 bkkloicope 3 The USGA receive* $64,000 each year In student service fee*. The figure wmincor-rectly reported but week. Correction Iahare a problem withquite a tew other student* at UAB—old grade* from an earlier attempt at college that continue to haunt me and ruin my GPA. Mb bad grade* are over 10 years 00, ana my GPA for the last four year* sinceIreturned to college would be a 3.8 without them. When Iattended Jefferson overall championships. "If Marquette and Memphis State have an off day and we perform exceptionally, Ithink wehave a good chance of walk-ing out with the championship/' He said the women are very much in the same position they were in at the champi-onships. The men are too, inthai several individuals willcontend in theirrespective events but the team lacks the depth to win the place finish this time around Sunday. Earlier this season, at the CMC Indoor Championships in Cincinnati, the women were the runners-up Head coach Phil Schoensee, w^io earned CMC Women's Coach ofthe Year hon-ors at the indoor meet, said the women are hungry for a first- The women of the UAB track team will go into the CMC Outdoor Championships look-ing tor*victory this weekend in Cincinnati. The meet begins Friday and runs through doesn t cut it. By Wayne Morrissette Managing Editor Sometimes second place jusl Jeffcry the one to watch at GMC track championships IBirmingham's first Indian Restaurant. Since 1989 ' J Large Selection of Vegetarian and non-Vegetarian Dishes 4 ¦¦ •, 4. 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Championships in February, "Sure there's pressure on us and lost to the team that even-because we're number one, but tually won the ITA All-because of the injuries other American Championships in people might look past us. September. The final leg of the We're looking forward to play- grand slam is the NCAA ing with each other again Championships, which begin against tournament competi- this Friday at South Bend, Ind. tion." Both Rosner and Snyman, Snyman has just recently who are roommates as well as returned to action as well. He teammates, hail trom South agrees that the timingof his lat- Africa, est misfortune might not be quite as catastrophic as first See Doubles PAGE 5 To listen toRosner, however, played. They won the SkyTel ? Despite injuries, bad luck, UAB's Paul Rosner and Vaughan Snyman carry No.-l ranking into NCAAs By MARCUS NELSON shelf at seemingly perhaps the anticipated. "A player needs Stiff Writer worst possible time, just prior some time off. This could serve to the NCAA Championships. as a notice and possibly moti- For UABjuniors Paul Rosner Through a rigorous practice vate us even more," Snyman and Vaughan Snyman, if it schedule, Rosner and Snyman said. weren't for bad luck they have recently returned to the The Rosner-Snyman tandem wouldn't have any luck at all. level of competition that willbe has already won two of the Then again, if they play up played in the NCAA tourna- three legs of the college tennis to thaif.national ranking, luck ment. grand slam that have been good pr bad —may not have a say in the matter. The Blazer doubles team is currently ranked No. 1 in the country, despite having not played a match together in more than a month. The pair has so dominated NCAAtennis this yea,*, that they had an almost-insurmountable points lead when the injurybug bit. First, Rosner underwent a hernia operation in March that forc,jgd him {o miss the latter part of the season. Then Snyman sustained an ankle injury, and was inan auto acci-dent following the GMC cham-pionships that put him on the Doubles troubles Torrie Sweet is on a torridfitting streak, and it I couldn't come at a better time forthe UABBlazers. I Hedelivered the game-winning hit last Tuesday I in a wild 13-12 victory over Vanderbilt, then I smacked a pair of home runs Saturday as the I Blazers closed the regular season by taking two of I three games from Cincinnati. This weekend UAB will travel back to I" Cincinnati for the Great Midwest Conference L M Baseball Championships. The double- elimination B ¦ tournament runs this Friday through Sunday. H B VS& ' The tournament will take on the air of If Memphis and then the rest." The Tigers (47-7 22- W M Wf « 1 in CMC) havp the best winning percentage of BaJ. I ' any team in Division I. Memphis, the defending H|2^^fl -^jU (IMCchampion, has once again dominated league I -^4 play.But the lone blemish on their record came at I the hands of the Blazers. The Blazers have a pretty respectable pair of I hurlers in freshman Chris Mason and flame-thrower Toby Larson. UAB will face Cincinnati Chris Gabbart slides insafely at second base Friday in the tournament's first round. UABis 4-2 in UAB's 13-12 victory over Vanderbilt last against the Bearcats this season following a dou- Tuesday. ble-header split on Sunday and a Blazer win Tuesday, Sweet sent the faithfulinattendance at Saturday. the final home game for UABback happy with his Sweet, the Blazer right fielder, homered his first RBIdouble in the bottom of the ninth that gave the two times at bat Saturday to propel the Blazers to Blazers a 13-12 come-from-behind win. a 8-5 win over Cincinnati. Mason (6-0) earned the Wednesday, nationally-ranked Auburn routed decision. The Blazers splita doubleheader Sunday the Blazers 9-3, despite the fact that Blazer pitcher to finish the regular season at 29-22, 16-6 in the Slade Blackwell held the powerful Auburn bats to Great Midwest. a single hit through fiveinnings t By Marcus Nelson SUff Writer Blazers lope for Sweet victory at GMGbaseball tournament "JuJP* *•»*/ Sports 4 fakkfonope MayiMfM w 324-2220 lk« «*>HBIfcf* NEED A f APpiW k APARTMENT \S^0 LJ Now You ,.2«o^T 017 Car.Live APABTHENTS ONLY DOWntOWn five minutes to work For PEANUTS! OR UAB /. to [If• CAKClAGEil COUDT between Office Depot and Food Max Buy One Entree, get 2nd Entree at Half Price IGood onlySunday thru Thursday after 5:00p.m. -Must present this ad | —Wejsel^ IndiarKirocenes _ Schoensee Mid. "It won'tbe • cake walk,but it wguld be ahard-eamed victo-ry which makes itspecial. Some teams walk inand walkout with the championship, but when you fight hard and earn the vic-tory, itmeans more." UAB's Vonetta Jeffrey willbe the mam woman to look to. The sophomore from Birmingham wonMV£honors at the indoor meet after winning five events. She has won 11 CMC titles in twoyears, fend was the MVPand Nsi»e»sjMj» ai the Year at last year's CMC Outdoors. Here are a few choice bits from their conversation, as best Icould tell.The reception was-not very good, andIkept get-ting this muffled recorded mes-sage that said "keep itdown home, cuz." CLEO (To the secretary): Uh,miss, is "Hootie" in? I'm here to get myluxurybox pass-es for the spring game. SECRETARY: I'm sorry, sir, but there's no one here by that name. Youmust be at the wrongplace. . mm^a^B RRtHVEHOW! WSU 848-1888 Mmmm 124 Skytand Blvd.E * <^ zv [""HAUL come around about football? GENE: I'mafraid your con- introduce you to all the players fused, Cleo. This isUAB.I'm the and show you around allour basketball coach and athletics offices at LegionField. Tell director here. Our football coach Frank and Ollieto come, too. is Jim Hilyer.He coached our And don't book a flight for the team to nine wins last year. Kansas game. I've got you cov- Gene Stallings is the football ered for that one. You can go coach at the University of with the band. Alabama at Tuscaloosa and he CLEO: You're playinga coached his team to eight wins game inKansas? Against who? last year. Kansas Christian? They are a CLEO: EeeeeekkkkkkMM! DivisionIIIteam, aren't they? Don't say that word. GENE: We're Division I-AA GENE: What word? now, Cleo, same as Tennessee- CLEO: Alabama-Tuscaloosa. Chattanooga. We can play UA,uh, T. Our alumni are teams likeSouthern Mississippi touchy about that one, Coach. and Memphis and Kansas. IfI They'll kickme off the board ifI can get Terry to agree to it, let too many people say it. we're going to try to play GENE:I'msorry, Cleo,Ihad Auburn. noidea. See, Iused to coach in CLEO: (Gulp) You mean you California, at UCLA, and people might move up to I-A? I out there didn't get upset when thought we told you not to use someone said California- state money. 1 thought that'd Berkeley. \ didn't mean to . stop allthis UABfootball non-offend you. So anyway, what's sense. We already have a team brings youby? inthis system, and it's a pretty CLEO: Well,Iwas here to get good one. my spring game passes, (he GENE: Yes itis. Coach looks at a photo onthe wall). Stallings is a great coach and he What's that a photo of,Coach? runs a great program. Butwe GENE: Oh, thafs whenIwon ought tobe able tohave a great my 600th game.Ididn't want to program here, too, ifit's best for make abig deal out of it,but UAB.Itmight not ever be any people insisted. more than I-AA,but ifwe can CLEO: Gee,Ididn'tknow. go to I-A,we should be able to. Congratulations. I'llhave to tell We don't need any state money. Frank. I'llbet he makes you a It'llsupport itself ifwe do nice Water ford Crystal plaque things right. to commemorate the occasion. CLEO: Well, OK,then. Do 111 get himtobring itto the what you need to withfootball, spring game. Who do you think Gene. Whatever's best forUAB. is going to win, the Red or the Yougotta promise me one White? thing, though. GENE: You're stillconfused, GENE: What's that? Cleo.UABwears green and CLEO:Promise you won't white.That's OK;though. You kickour butts on the basketball come cm up to the game and I'll court ever again. Trustees beginning Midday,Thursday. Iwas making my daily rounds at UABArena.Ido this pretty much religiously, insearch of a scoop. Itwas an ordinary day. ThenIlooked across the street and. NEWS FLASH!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!! Who should come wandering up to Gene Bartow's door? None other than one Cleophus Thomas. UABfaithfulare alltoo familiar withgood ol'Cleo. He's the University of Alabama trustee whomade the now infa-mous "kudzu" remark last year about UAB's growth as a uni-versity. Myjaw dropped. Iwas stunned. Ididn't realize any of the trustees knew where Bartow Arena is located. Ifigured the onlymessage Bartow might get from the trustees would be a smallbrown tickingpackage accompanied by a note mat read "Don't YouStart No Football Team." Itook it as a good sign that a trustee would take it upon him-self to drop in. Perhaps itmeans the trustees finallyrealize UAB football won'tput a crack inthe Capstone. Itcertainly dispels the rumor that the trustees didn't know how tolocate UABunless firstpointed east and given a map and compass. Myreporter's instinct took over. This was bignews. A trustee on campus when he's not required tobe? Iwhipped out my two-way radio, secret agent mood ring—on loan fromEric Ramsey —and moved withinrecording dis-tance. NODEPOSITl "They are justnow starting to play match-tough,' Tan said. "We're starting to step up the intensity leveltobe ready for the tournament Ithink they have an outstanding chance." . have an effect on their on-court performance? "Absolutely," Mid Rosner, whoearned All-America honors last season. "Our lines of com-munication are always open. We can motivate each other really well" Snyman also includes his relationship with his teammate as a major component of their success. "The fact mat we're room-mates helps us communicate better and in doubles mat is the key to our game. It's very men-tal. It seems we always know where each other is on the court during the match. That's what makes us a littlebetter man the rest," Snyman said. Despite the adversity Rosner and Snyman have faced, UAB coach Derek Tarr said the pair has a good chance to culminate the season with the firstNCAA Championship of any kind for Does their close relationship from page 4 Doubles M«yi7li*4 MdJMCOpe $ £tai-?V 4i ,-^m. Ketabi's Deli S ryhz?<% Unique Gift Sho| yi^Kc^ *Our Famous v^c/ T^V )V Deli Sandwiches -Steam Table fflfrSEsxTll •Fresh Vegetables •Gyros S"f~_ #We Do Catering Hj^.toi-?^' &Party Trays 814 20th St. So. 320-1615 Opm TiSO a.m. 4:00 p.m. w^w ¦ w¦ w Monday -Friday Bay .120-1 fi14 We Deliver raX O^U-IOIH Minimum Order $12.00 form»riy Bllmpia's CLEO: Darn,IknewItook a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Or was itOverland Park, Kansas? Anyway, so where am I? SECRETARY: Youare at UAB Arena, sir. MayIhelp you? CLEO (Sounding puzzled): UAB?Iknow I've heard that term somewhere before. So any-way, who's incharge here? I need my spring game passes. Letme talk toGene. GENE: Well, hello Cleo. It's sure nice to see one ofour trustees stop by for a visit. We don't see many of you here at the Arena. Pull up a chair and lefs talk awhile. CLEO: Who are you? Where's Coach Stallings? Why are you inhis office? from an economic standpoint as well," he said. Advertising is the backbone of any communication medium, and by switching their format to an older age group, they are underestimating the buying power of the younger 'The Bear' the contest" Cade added. Ths breakdown of the pageant requirements include talent; 40 percent; interview, 30 percent; and swimsuit and evening gown, 15 percent each. "Thfty also invited Leonard HillofrtwiMissAmerica Pageant in Atlantic City to speak to us about the interview portion of Cade, a graduate student in heaWt services administration, hopes .iprRepresent Alabama in the Miss America pageant. Thevpreparation continued last weekend with a workshop at Samford lUnrversity to wrap up the papervrork and to discuss the rules and regulations of the pageant. With the Miss Alabama pageant less than a month away, Sus«f»-€«de, Miss UAB1993, has been busier than ever. By Christine Barnett Sttff Writer "Even though rock was cho-sen, The Bear is taking a com-pletely different route than Rock 99," Alias said of Birmingham's other popular rock station. "For one, The Bear does play director a country or rock format. The decision was made in favor of a rock station because there were already several exist-ing country stations in Birmingham To ensure success, Don Alias was recruited from a Santa Barbara, Calif., station, KZOZ, as the new program They were looking to expand in Birmingham, but it was ques-tionable whether WYDE's new sister station would subscribe to wise known as "The Bear." The Bear is owned by American General Media, who owns several radio stations nationwide,, including local talk station WYDE 850 AM. Stiff Writer O* Sept. 20, ' 1993 Birmingham was introduced to a new rock station on the radio waves, WWBR 105.9 FM, other- By Stacey R. Lane Alabama Pageant in June. Colored Sky." lot of changes willbe made in Cade's plans for the future, the health care system, but I'm aside from the^ageants, concern staying with it, " she added. health care administration, espe- The Miss Alabama pageant daily hospital administration. willbe held June 15-18 in the "I realize that with reform a Wright Auditorium at Samford. plans to stick withits audience "The talent portion ofthe contest is emphasized because the Miss America organization fosters the performing arts," Cade stated, "But the most important aspect of the pageant in my opinion is the interview. "It is where you test the com-munications skills that you will need in the role as Miss Alabama," she said. Withthe titleof Miss Alabama comes plenty of hard work. Should Miss Cade claim the title she willtravel allbut twodays of the year from city to city. She would speak to schools and organizations about current health care issues, including health care reform. "After a year of speaking almost every day, my communi-cation skills willbe phenomenal, and that willbe beneficial to my career," Cade said. As her talent, Cade willsing Nat King Cole's "Oraage Cade preps for Miss Alabama 6 Kilddotcopf May 17, 1994 To combat this, The Bear has a weekly playlist which consists of 950 songs versus Rock 99's 400 songs. "The onlyproblem mentioned Rock 99." The Bear's morning man, "Papa Bear Dave Edmunds" classic rock like Rock 99, but we combine it with a lotof modern, alternative, bluesy and hard rock. Secondly, wedon't play the same songs over and over again, which is apparently the most fre-quently made complaint about changed," he said. "1-95, for example. Not only is it ethically wrong to deprive the 18-34 age group of a Top 40 sta-tion, it was an unwise decision Homewood. The reason for the location choice is because the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) had already grant-ed the allotted amount of radio licenses in Birmingham. Also, Trussville was in need of an FM station. Since the FCC requires thai the broadcasting point and the antenna be within 34 miles of each other, Trussville was the ideal choice. "We should, how-ever, be getting a stronger anten-na soon that willeliminate any of the over the mountain reception problems," Alias said. "Many Birmingham residents appear to be conditioned to the fact that any time a radio station gets too 'cool,' the format is in conjunction with The Bear is its limitedrange within the over the mountain area," Alias said The Bear's antenna is located in Trussville, even though broad-casting is done from He hopes tobring more atten-tion to 105.9 FM's morning show, hosted by "Papa Bear" Dave Edmunds. listeners to The Bear "There are no format changes in our future," Alias said. He hopes to lure the betrayed 1-95 generation.' Services lOOMIUTKS IPLOYMENT A AIRFORCE ROTC MAY V#l% BE INYOURFUTURE A EVEN IFIT'S NOT ON P^^%% Y()lR CAMPUS. 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Some of the most memorable moments in the filmare when Troy and her brothers have a sing-along withthe Partridge Family and when she visits her cousin's room fullof white Barbie dolls. Unlike "Do the Right Thing" or "School Daze," "Crooklyn" is not controversial or issue-orient-ed. Itis Spike Lee's most con-ventional and affecting work to date. statement, wellworthseeing." The "French Connection," an internationally-known husband and wife team from France, will also be at the show. They per-form an air ballet inspecialized Cap 21 stunt planes. Airplane rides will also be available. ence can bring. He pulls out of a 400 mph loop withthe force of fourG's. A pilot can black out at five G's. Henley did a 90-degree turn back to the airport and set the plane down. "No two pilots fly alike, ' Henley said. "It's like an artistic own style media costing around $200. Few get to experience a flight ina stunt plane. The Mustang's Packard 12-cylinder engine roars as it took off at just over 100 mph. Henley pulled the nose straight up, and instantly the altimeter indicated 3/XX) feet. "Let'sdo a couple of rolls," he said. He executed a four-point roll, then an eight-point rollwith precision only years of experi- Pilot with Director Spike Lee returns to the 7CS in 'Crooklyn' to get painfully frustrated with her family. One moment she is yelling and dominating, but the next she can be loving and affec-tionate. Woodard does a won-derful job portraying a mother of a familydangling by a thread. Spike Lee very effectively illustrates the '70s as a time when African-Americans were searching for their "voice." The mass media had not yet provid-ed black Americans withmany only 100 still flying. "Iflyin approximately 15 air-shows each year at an operating cost of $1,000 per hour," he said. The expense is the main rea-son Henley takes up few guests, with even short rides for the The P-51 Mustang was the top high-performance fighter of World War II.Originally, 15,576 were built, but today there are aircraft Henley, 35, a native of Birmingham, now lives on his cattle ranch in Ceiger, where his family stores its fleet of vintage was a colonel in the AirForce." One of the features willbe stunt pilot Alan Henley in his P- 51 Mustang. "This plane was my father's," Henley stated, "He Airport Listen to heavy metal, not the music, but the roar of a warbird. The Birmingham Aero Club will host its annual airshow this weekend at the Bessemer By James Hulgan Stiff Writer Along with the recent slew of nostalgic '70s movies Spike Lee offers "Crooklyn."Usually the innovator of movie themes, Lee brings up the rear incapturing the disco era. Fortunately, it is one of the best of this genre and does not get lost inthe trend "Crooklyn" is a simple uncluttered look at lifein 1970s Brookl]ti through the eyes of Troy (2elda Harris). The movie chronic ies her every experience as wellas everyone in the neighborhood, including the wacko kieighbor, nosy land-ladies and glue-sniffing hood-lums ((frne. of whom is Lee doing his usual cameo). Staff Writer By Stacey R. Lang Although he is a jazz musi-cian, he is almost always unem-ployed, leaving the mother stuck doing everything for both him and Troy's four obnoxious brothers. This causes tension in the household, and causes her Although mainly a glimpse of life in the '70s, "Crooklyn" is also about Troy's struggling family Troy's mother (Alfred Woodard) is fighting to keep it all together while her husband (Delroy Undo) works on his tokeep this film interesting for the full two hours Lee has always had a talent for capturing the essence of set-tings and characters. This film is no exception. This is fortunate, because the plot isnot enough "Don't give up because of rejection and criticism, but stay open to crit