The Junior Class

E. W. Hall Bovis veterenariensis Exceedingly dwarfed, somewhat club shaped, pedal extremities prominent. H. J. Hughes Ancientus agrostologicus Very ancient appearing, judging from the hieroglyphics present this is a very old species. J. Magill Osseus cranium Upper extremities very much hardened, res...

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Published: North Dakota State University Library, University Archives;
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Summary:E. W. Hall Bovis veterenariensis Exceedingly dwarfed, somewhat club shaped, pedal extremities prominent. H. J. Hughes Ancientus agrostologicus Very ancient appearing, judging from the hieroglyphics present this is a very old species. J. Magill Osseus cranium Upper extremities very much hardened, resembling a petrified dinosaurus. Imported from Ireland. Margaret Magill Emeraldis islandica Somewhat chlorophyllous, extremely sedate, perpetually smiling. School rooms and dormitories. C. A. Michels Agros rusticorum Legend tells us that this species originated from some of the evil spirits that used to inhabit Devils lake. Alkali flats. D. H. Moore Matrimonius juniorum Appearance seedy, becoming antique. Recently joined to another species by a minister. A. P. Murphy Rusticus irelandica Kangaroo shaped, pedal extremities violin box shaped, very much enlarged. Caves in Ireland and Iceland. L. Nemzek Antiquus pingo Large, graceful as an elephant, and swift as a snail. Habitat, old paint buckets and fences. V. C. Parker Infatuatus senioralis Somewhat pompous, beautiful in outline. Gregarious in the presence of Regina senioralis. C. Plath Infatuatus emilyensis Very much stunted, becoming angular, recumbent. Attics and hay lofts. Albert Thomas Veterinus quackibus Creolin scented, mixed with the odor of silage. Parasitic on tuberculosis bacteria and swamp fever germs. Levi Thomas Literaris fatuus Dwarfed, very slender, graceful. Saprophytic on old newspapers and annuals of 1909. W. O. Whitcomb Literaris lunius Extremely awkward, linear-elongated, strigose. Old papers in waste baskets. W. Lanxon Seedium hayensis Very much suburbanated, becoming rusticated. Saprophytic on clover hay and wheat straw. ORDER III. VIRIDALES. All of the species of this order are easily distinguished by the distinctly greenish hue. The peculiar lost appearance of the individuals indicates that a college atmosphere is entirely too strenuous for such slow developing organisms. They have been cultivated so long under hot-house conditions that years will be required to render them hardy enough to stand field culture. In the scale of life they are somewhat in advance of the Myxomycetes. COMMON NAME SCIENTIFIC NAME Ben. Barrett - Glaucus urchinus Stunted, greenish, extremely clumsy, nearly club-shaped. Habitat, ink bottles and straw stacks. 124