Milo Canopener (June 1, 2005)

An archive of the Milo Canopener. The University of Lethbridge Library received permission from the Archives at Milo Library to digitize and display this content. MILO Milo Can Opener Box 12, Milo, AB T0L1L0 Canada Post Agmt. # 40607518 CANOPENER June 2005 Edition no. 180 MILO MUNICIPAL LIBRARY N/C...

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Summary:An archive of the Milo Canopener. The University of Lethbridge Library received permission from the Archives at Milo Library to digitize and display this content. MILO Milo Can Opener Box 12, Milo, AB T0L1L0 Canada Post Agmt. # 40607518 CANOPENER June 2005 Edition no. 180 MILO MUNICIPAL LIBRARY N/C m fiMm. 1 ]Ad Rates Subscription Rates Business Directory $ 5.00 Milo $ 16.00 Quarter Page 6.00 (- pickup,delivery or mailed) Half Page 8.00 Mailed (outside Milo) 24.00 Full Pages 15.00 Single Copies 2.00 Classifieds 2.00 . Ihe following items are free of charge Letters to the Editor are welcome. Please sign them, no letters will be printed if not signed. Requests to remain anonymous will not be honoured. Notices Announcements (Wedding, Anniversary, Births, Showers, etc.) Cards of Thanks News items Articles Many ways to forward your articles, notices and advertising: Milo Can Opener Box 12, Milo, Alberta, TOL 1L0 Emai,: lflodkin@telusplanet.net or libmil@chinookarch.ab.ca Fax# 599 - 2457 (You can also fax to Milo Municipal Library at 599-3850) —mail is the preferred method if possible. Faxed documents tend to be too unclear. Items may be left at Milo Green Foods in the Canopener box at back of store _______________or at Milo Municipal Library. Canopener volunteer staff Layout Editors - Barb Godkin - 599 - 2213, 485-8389 Carol Robertson 599-3941 Production - Betty Armstrong Subscriptions - Betty Lou Whaley -.599 _ 2466 Notices - Any Canopener volunteers Cartoons & “Kids Say” - Marina Vannatta -. 381 - 6389 Please Note: The deadline for articles is the Monday before the last Friday of each month. Printing is done during the week.GOODS & SERVICES MILO CAFE CHINESE S. WESTERN TAKE OUT ORDERS 599-3832 Closed Monday Monday-Sunday .8:30 am - 8.-00 pm __J QOrairigperfe^on CATERING/SERVICE Allan and Colleen Barlach UIL0. Alla, phone. (4031 599-2204 ■^LMARy KAy. Donna Bennett Deitz Independent Beauty Consultant P.O. Box 37. Milo, Alta. TOt 110 {403} 599-2140 C/P o? ^Js>ee Sc J^iraigljt, (EUezm Sc J^impU INTERNATIONAL RECORDING ARTISTS Ce": (403) 512-9066 Fax: (403) 599-2398 iajr-mah promo Pis: (403) 381-6389 Fax: (403) 381-6341 Keepln' the Country in music Bo* 7 Milo, AB TOL1LO Doug Marks PRESIDENT Office: (403) 599-0003 Fax: (403) 599-3990 Mobile: (403) 485-8516 Marks Oilfield Services Inc. Trucking, Gravel Oilfield Maintenance and Construction Pipelining Pressure Washing and Steaming S&S Gmlioe Jbeiipi \$tUkkttmP (403) 599-2466 P.O.Box67 MHo, Alberta TOL1L0 Specializing in sandblasted mirrors & Cedar signs L Mayor Magrath North LIQpOTi. Sum Ltd. Unit A 404 Mayor Magrath Drive North Lethbridge, Alta T1H 6H7 (403)331-3000 Phone (403)331-3046 fax cell (403) 382-9589 email :vickym@la .shock ware .com Large Variety Beer, Specialty Spirits & Fine Wines Vicky Miller & Tony Vanden Hoek owners __1 "‘-'V Lori Vooys, CIM, FCSI Financial Planner lori_vooys©scotiamdeod .com Suite 1800, Scotia Centre 700 - 2nd Street SW Calgary, AB T2P 2W1 Tel: (403)298-7823 Fax: (403) 298-4054 Toll Free: 1-800-372-9274 Ceil: (403)485-8524 £ ScotiaMcLeod ScotiaMcLeod is a division of Scotia Capital Inc. > member rf the Scodabank Croup.WJthn . . We wou,<; ,ike to thank our advertisers for their continued support Without them, we would not be able to print this newsletter for the enjoyment of the readers. TOWING *4X4 Service * Wheei-Uft * Boosting * Winching * Fuel, Flats * Lock-outs * Recoveries * R.V. Towing * Small Repairs vB Services Bus: 485-2667 Mobile: 485-0500 2222 * Septic Tanks * Portables * Mud Pits * Sumps 24 Hour Emergency Service * * Holding Tanks Ready & Reliable * Cisterns * Basement [PHONEJOE] FI°°dS Box 93 Vulcan Alta. TOL 2B0 «MR SBB MILO SEED CLEANING ASSOCIATION ITT). 599-2150 Cleaner Seed is Sown. Cleaner Crops are Grown. Sheldon Walker Manager RENO BEXTE Meed Control Centre P & H GRAIN LTO. AGENT FOR ALTA HAIL INS. TELSPHON& FAX-* ANrmCE FAX- <403i 534-2182 MOSSLEJGH, am TOT, IPO ;V ‘‘z CORNER STORE & GARAGE OIL - GAS - DIESEL - REPAIRS - WELDING A.M.A. TOWING MERV & FRANCES GOLDTHORPE 485 - 6671 INSHOP MOBILE Archambauit Mechanical . Dave Box 155, Milo, AB, TOL 1L0 Telephone: (403)599-2292 Cellular (403) 485-8098 Phillips Agricultural Products and Services Box 292 Lomond. Alberta TOL 1G0 Robert Phillips ". . J . m Telephone: (403) 792-3757 Toll free: 1-800-387-8486 Cellular. (403) 485-0400 Fax: (403) 792-3707 A. P. C. S. AARDVARKPEST CONTROL SERVICES® JERRY GAUTREAU P.C.T. Diploma, AIB Certified & ASI Certified SUITE 213, 204 - 1440 52nd STREET N.E. CALGARY, ALBERTA T2A 4T8 Tel: (403) 273-MICE (6423) Fax: (403) 204-2125GRANT, KRYSTALOW1CH & BENNETT CERTIFIED GENEFtAL ACCOUNTANTS FULL ACCOUNTING SERVICES AND CONSULTING P.O. Box 239 Vulcan, Alberta TOL 2 BO Phone: 485-2996 485-2681 » . " . . 1 ■■iii' .I Zbr. R X D, OPTOMETRIST rump SOX e72 VULCAN, ALBERTA TOL 280 _ TELEPHONES AS 5-21 77 *852888 mmmzMsmmm FAIRBANKS DENTURE CLINIC 125 Centre Street, Vulcan, Alberta TOL 280 485-2368 Scott D. Fairbanks - Denturist -OFFICE HOURS ^ = Wednesday, 9:00 a.fhT- ftM-furr Friday 9:00 a.mi -12:30 p.m. If \\ -* FOOTPRINTS V “My precious child, I love you, and 1 would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.” button Impressions By N-l Upholstery specializing in small quantities (fsso) VULCAN VILLAGE GAS BAR P.O. BOX *25 VULCAN, ALTA. TOL 200 PHONE: *55-6000 FOOD TO CO Garry & Bernardine Nelson 485-2519 ]]Dir« (So Mo OsceaDimub® Chiropractor ., ' (403)485-6005 P:0. Box 87, Vulcan, Alberta, Canada 1-800-582-7054 “Make Your Winning Move With Us” MLS Magnuson Realty HAROLD, NORMA, & LYLE MAGNUSON Phone 1-403-485-6901 Fax 1-408-485-2911 104 Centre Street East P-O. Box 958 Vulcan, AB TOL 2B0 Wfibsit.fi' WWW mflOTnnannroolHr /vw* 1 (888)337-0170 Neville Irene N-X Upholstery] Ph: 403 697-3880 Fox 403 897-3844 120 Main Street .Champion, AB. rplease call before you come to be sure well be at the shop when you yet here! Thank you! Qteville 3c OreneVULCAN Phone: 485-2036 • Fax: 485-6938 Web site: www.vulcanadvocate.com Community NEWS MILO CORRESPONDENT for NEWS only L. STUMPF 599-3748 PUBLISHING DATE: WEDNESDAYS ADVERTISING DEADLINES: Deadline for Advocate: Friday at NOON Deadline for Regional: Wednesday 4:00 pm COUNTY CALENDAR OF EVENTS Coming Events for non-profit groups Call Vulcan Tourism - 485-2994 CLASSIFIED WORD AD RATES $6.73 for 20 words + .100 each added w/nrH vpdo.00 per year (within county) includes GST Senior Discount 20% CHECK OUR WEBSITE!! www.vulcanadvocate.com .com Milo Community Hall Concerns It has come to the attention of the Hall Committee that there has been a lot of discussion on the Hall’s policies and procedures. Assumptions have been made and misinformation has been discussed so we will try to clarify it. For non-residents of the community to rent the facility, we require the rent plus a $500.00 damage deposit up front. The renter is given a brochure on what is expected of them when they do rent the Hall. The caretaker has a check list of the hall condition prior to the rental, and then after the event they inspect for damages etc. If there is physical damage to the building or the caretaker has to do any work that the renter did not do, funds are withheld from the damage deposit to compensate the Hall Committee for damages and the caretaker for their wages. With regards to the recent event being discussed within the community, the caretaker declined payment for the work they did out of the damage deposit, as they felt responsible for a misunderstanding between them and the renter as to the time cleanup was required. Therefore the damage deposit was returned. There have been many, many times that the Hall has been in a horrible mess prior to the renter cleaning it, or hiring the cleaning, resident or non resident included. Any misunderstanding, between the Hall Committee and a renter have always been resolved. For those who have any concerns with the Hall Committee, please be advised, that there will be a meeting on June 1, around 8:30 pm, after Lions regular meeting. We will be pleased to discuss your concerns or happy to have you volunteer on the Hall Committee as we are always looking for new members. The Hall Committee Members are as follows: Joanne Monner President Colleen Deitz Vice President Donna Will Sec/Treasurer Bill Shaip Ed Posein Carol RobertsonVILLAGE OF MILO - OFFICE HOURS Tuesdays 1:00 - 4:00 p.m. Thursdays 8:30-11:30am. and 1:00 - 4:00p.m. Next regular Council Meeting will be 7:00 pjn. Monday June 20,2005 in the Village Office. The Village and Many of the Excellent Organizations of Milo invite you to a Centennial Birthday Party for Alberta on July 1, 2006. Watch for Posters for more detolisfl Contact the Village at PHONE: 599-3883 599-2201 MAYOR --- KEN VOOYS COUNCILLORS --- ROBERT PHILLIPS --- BOB PHAIR MUNICIPAL ADMINISTRATOR --- GINGER DEITZ The Property Assessment Red for 2006 is now complete. Your Tax Notice wl! Include the (totals of your Property's Assessment. Tax net ices wM be sent nut by June 30, 2006. if you wish, you may preview your Assessment Data in person at the Vllage Office during normal business haws.________ The Milo Library Board is in need of one new Board member as Ellen Watt will be leaving us. We want to thank her for her dedication to the Library by being on the Board and for being our Chinook Arch representative for several years. This Board position entails about 6-8 meetings per year. Please contact Betty Godkin at 599-2108 if you are willing to volunteer for this or for more information. Thank-you. & COMJRAJSTY BARRISTERS and .SOUC/TORS SERVICING ALL YOUR LEGAL NEEDS Dr. Robert J. (Bob) Langrldge will be in attendance at the Village Office In Milo the first Friday of each month from 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. Appointments may be made by calling 485-2070 Brian J. Murray and Robert J. (Bob) Langrldge servicing our Vulcan office 104 Centre Street Vulcan, Alberta Phone: (403) 485-2070 Areas of Lew; Real Estate. Personal Injury, Divorce and Family Lew. Wife and Estates. Dependent Adults Employment Law. Criminal Law. Business and Corporate Law, Mediation. Litigation and Tax Law. LETHBRIDGE OFFICE #600, 220 - 4* Street South Phone: 403) 278-7761 Fax (403) 320-8958 To« Free: 1-800-552-6022 SOUTHERN ALBERTA'S REGIONAL LAW FIRM'Brady and JanLaree SNelson would hike to announce the hirth of their daughter Heese 3{aCey Born May 2 weighing 7 C6. 4 oz. Troudgrandparents are: Xen andCharCotte Xebson Joe andJVendy Denbigh 7 Gfeat Grandma (^y^ylsoff is proud 0 arnroe the arrival of her great granddaughter RAINA LUCY FAE 6 LBS. 1 OZ Bom on May 21 sL to Jason S Pa! House ol Calgaiy Grandparents are Karen tee j Al Weatheibee of Cali Ula & Carl Daley of Newfoundland Dale & Marie Howse of Calgary Great Grandparents Joyce & Ron Howse Great Great Grandmother Bertha Landsiedel 98 yrs. old all from Medicine Hat. jM — sm* O “ sa y. • • * Our minister gathered the children at the front of the church one Sunday and told thorn about the meaning of the “breaking of bread". She gave each one a morsel and said. “Eat it and think about how you feel.” After they had finished, she asked. “Now. do you feci closer to God?" “No," piped up Little Johnny. “ but maybe with a little peanut butter I would.” ####^aaa###^aaaa####aaaa####aaaa#### 1 was watching me seven- year- old and his cousin riding their bikes up and down the street. Every time they came to a particular house, they would switch to the other side of the road. After watching them do this for a while I asked why they were doing it? “Because”, they replied."there's a sign in the window' that says that they don't want cyclists to ride past the house. Sue enough, the sign read. NO PEDDLERS. ####aaaa####aaaa####aaaa####aaaa###^ My daughter Evonne was bom with a muscle missing in her foot and wears a brace all the time. She came home one beautiful spring day to tell us that she had competed in a number of races and other events at the schools’ field day. My mind raced as I tried to think of encouragement for her. but before I could get a word out, she said, “Daddy, I won two of the races!” I couldn’t believe it! Then she said,” I had an advantage" Oh, that must be the explanation, I thought Maybe gave her a head start But again, before I could say anything, she said,” I didn't get a head start. My advantage was I had to try harder!” • *4$ "SiTOPS Cool Summer Wraps 1/2 cup fresh finely chopped broccoli 1/2 cup fresh finely chopped cauliflower 3 large radishes, finely chopped 2 T. minced onion 6 flour tonillas (6n diameter) 8 oz. fat-free cream cheese Combine vegetables. Spread softened cream cheese on each tortilla. Top tortillas with vegetable mixture, dividing mixture equally among tortillas. Roll up. 6 servings. These may also be sliced and served as little finger foods. Cool Summer Wraps Nutrient value oer tortilla, based on a 1,500-calorie diet i Exchanges. Calories. Calories from fat. Total Fat. Saturated Fat. Cholesterol. Sodium. Total Carbohydrate Dietary fiber. Sugars. Protein. .1 starch/bread 90 .18 ■2g (4%) 1g (7%) .2 mg (1 %) .245 mg (10%) 13g (6%) 1g (5%) 2g 6g rops rrvfi£-"t5 e</*r^ moftvs G>o-t>e fAcrvt- ► cc -Xtid •*/wn. STYLIST X 599-2491 X MILO HOURS: Wednesday - Men’s Walkin _ , _ . , 9:00 a.m. -12:00 p.m. Tuesday-Friday Thursday 9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. (fay appointment only) 5:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m. <><> Perms, colors, streaks, foils, lash & brow tinting, waxing, tanning bed, & Perafin dips. New Patients are Always Welcome 114, 3rd Avenue North. Vulean • 485-6008 j Patient Services • Televisions • Highest standard of sterilization for your protection Quality Dental Services • Comprehensive treatment planning exams • Gentle hygiene care • Cosmetic Bonding and Veneers • Crowns, Bridges, & Bleaching I • Complete and Partial DenturesThe Story of Father's Day Father's Day, contrary to popular misconception, was not established as a holiday in order to help greeting card manufacturers sell more cards. In fact when a "father's day" was first proposed there were no Father's Day cards! Mrs. John B. Dodd, of Washington, first proposed the idea of a "father's day" in 1909. Mrs. Dodd wanted a special day to honor her father, William Smart. William Smart, a Civil War veteran, was widowed when his wife (Mrs. Dodd's mother) died in childbirth with their sixth child. Mr. Smart was left to raise the newborn and his other five children by himself on a rural farm in eastern Washington state. It was after Mrs. Dodd became an adult that she realized the strength and selflessness her father had shown in raising his children as a single parent. The first Father's Day was observed on June 19, 1910 in Spokane Washington. At about the same time in various towns and cities across American other people were beginning to celebrate a "father's day." In 1924 President Calvin Coolidge supported the idea of a national Father's Day. Finally in 1966 President Lyndon Johnson signed a presidential proclamation declaring the 3rd Sunday of June as Father's Day. Father's Day has become a day to not only honor your father, but all men who act as a father figure. Stepfathers, uncles, grandfathers, and adult male friends are all honored on Father's Day. G. D’s REPAIR FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS & iipflL v m i: MECHANICAL REPAIRS Call: Gerald. Deitz 599-2354 or 599-2464Phone toll free: (8 6 6 )5 8 9 -2 4 0 6 e-mail: valnventure@telnsplanet.net www.valnventnre.coin See the world's largest OIL SAN OS MINES AND EXPERIENCE THE ENERGY OF FORT MCMURRAY, ALBERTA INCLUDES: - AIR Calgary - Fort McMurray - Oil Sand Site Tour - admission to the Oil Sands Discovery Centre - admission to Heritage Park - two nights accommodations - 2 breakfasts - discount coupon at the Peter Pond Shopping Centre - casino nearby July 27-29/05 To book or for further information please call: 599-2406BABY SHOWER to welcome <R$ese Hafey daughter of Brady Janlaree Nelson Friday June 3 7:00 p.m. at Milo Community Hall Everyone Welcome Snake Valley Drop-In News General Meeting Friday, June 3, at 2:30 pm Everyone Welcome Health Nurse The public health nurse will be at the drop-in Wednesday, June 8, from 1:00 - 2:00 p.m. For the Centennial celebration July 1, the Snake Valley Drop-In will be open for coffee and visiting in the afternoon. If you have any small items of historical interest from our area that >ou would like to share with everyone, we are setting up a display at the Drop-In. Please contact one of our members. Thanks. Animal Kingdom Fathers Hint: count the letters in the words and start with the words that h8ve a unique length! Dads are cool! sheep human Pig deer rabbit cow duck bee goose cat chicken turkey Many father (male) animals in the Animal Kingdom have a different name than their counterparts the mother (female). See if you can find the proper name of the male of each animal. Then use the answers to solve the puzzle! Male Animals: (use each word once) boar buck bull man drake tomcat drone stag gander gobbler rooster stallion bullmoose ram horse moose ©2000 The Kids Domain www.kidsdomai n.com free for non-profit use - enjoy! Vannaita’s Hail Insurance With good moisture conditions, crops have a good start. Don't fall short on your hail insurance. Give us a call. We represent: AFSC Lombard Canadian McQueen Rain & Hail Larry V annatta 599-2397 Cell 899-8600Scotiabank-Milo Donates to Library Project On Friday, May 19,h Rory Gulka of the Milo Branch of the Scotiabank presented Library Board Chair Betty Godkin with a cheque for $2,500.00 to go towards the proposed new Library. To date the Library has received $34,450.00 in donations from the following businesses/organizations: Top Notch Construction Ar-man Construction Real Resources Shawnee Construction Agricore United - Milo and Vulcan, Scotiabank - Milo, Milo and District Ag Society Milo Lions Club We wish to sincerely thank each one for their generous donations. ARROWWOOD CO-OPERATIVE ASSOCIATION LIMITED P.O. BOX 120, ARROWWOOD, Alberta TOL 0B0 Main Store Phone (403) 534- 3803 Fax (403) 534-3330 Toll Free 1-888-534-3803 Tire Shop Phone (403) 534-3804 (co-opJ BULK FUEL & CARDLOCKS at Arrowwood & Milo sites "Organized for Sa vings . Not for Profit" Petroleum Products: Fuel / Lubricants HARDWARE STORE TIRE SHOP Hardware / Lumber Tires: On and Off Road Plumbing / Electrical New / Used / Repair Services Hydraulic Hoses / Belts / Bearings Mufflers 8i Exhaust System Feed and Animal Health Supplies Filters: Oil / Air /Fuel Paint: Interior / Exterior / Stain Oil Change & Lube Center Housewares / Sporting Goods Automotive: Batteries / Lights / Fuses HOURS: Mon to Fri 8:am to 12:noon & l:pm to 5:30 pm —- Sat 8:am to 12:noonSENIORS ADVISORY Council for - Alberta Proclamation Seniors' Week 2005 In honour of the past, present and future contributions of the seniors of this comm unit) and throughout Alberta, I do hereby proclaim June 6 -12, 2005 “Seniors' Week.” Dated this__1_____ Day of April , 2005, in 4he Village op th I to ♦**#**»» -Treasure Box for Dad Some of the best gifts we receive are those made by hand, especially if they're created by little hands! Long after other presents are forgotten, the ones you made with love for your dad or the other important man in your life still may be in use. You can make a container or box for Father's Day that will be just the right size to hold spare change, car keys, or those important tickets to the ball game or concert. You Will Need: Foam board Mat board Newspapers Wax paper Masking tape White glue Fabric glue Wallpaper paste Acrylic paints Gesso Pencil Brushes Ruler Felt Scissors Rubber bands Utility knife Cotton swabs Dowel rod scraps Paste and paint pans How to: This box is made of foam board, a paper-covered foam material used in framing pictures. To start, divide a nine-inch square of the board into three-inch squares. It's important to keep the comers at right angles so that the edges of the box will join properly. If you have one available, a T-square or triangle will be helpful. Lay the square on a stack of newspapers or other protective material, and have an adult use a ruler and utility knife to remove the four comers. Next gently cut through just the top layer of paper and foam on the center square. Carefully bend the sides up on each side to make the box shape. Match the sides, and tape each side joint in several places. To make the lid, turn the container top down onto another piece of foam board, trace around the form, and cut out the shape. Cut three pieces of mat board smaller than the inside dimensions of the box, and glue them together. Use rubber bands to hold the pieces in place till they dry. Remove the bands and glue the pieces to the inside center of the lid. This built-up area will help keep the lid in place. Mix the wallpaper paste according to the manufacturer’s directions. Tear newspapers into squares or short strips, and working on wax paper, begin pasting the box starting at the seams. Cover all the comers and the seam around the bottom. Use the handle of an artist's paint brush to help push the paper into the indented areas. Now cover the bottom and the sides, extending the layer about 1/2" over the top and into the box. After the box is completed, papier mache the lid, including the bottom. While it's not necessary, you can make a knob by attaching a large bottle cap to the box top. Tape it to the lid, then cover and paste it to the form using small strips and the papier mache mixture. Apply an extra layer or so at the joint. When the box is dry, you're ready to paint the surface decoration. Apply one coat of gesso (primer) to the container. After this dries, paint the box a background color, and then apply dot designs with short dowel rods and cotton swabs. Another option is to use fabric paints in squeeze bottles to apply dots, squiggles, and other shapes. In our example, we drew designs on the box and lid with white glue. After the glue dried, we applied gesso and then painted the box and lid black. Finally, we dry brushed a light coating of silver over the surface, and we painted short dowels and glued them in place to make the knob for the lid. You'll need two pieces of felt for the box lining, one for the bottom and another to go around the inside. Measure the bottom, the distance around, and the height of the inside to determine how much felt to cut. Subtract about 1/4" from the height to allow the lid to fit properly. Use fabric glue to fasten the material into the box. When you're finished, sign your name and the year on the back or the bottom.Frank Mclnenly Auctions Ltd. Vulcan, AB Serving the Agriculture Industry Since 1967 (403) 485-2440 Frank Mclnenly Stacey Schooten Les Mcintyre Foothills Livestock Auction Stavely, AB (403) 549-2120 Regular sales every Friday Special Calf Sales Bred Sales as announced For up to date marketing call: Frank Mclnenly (403) 485-2440 cell: (403) 485-8123 F M Trailer World Located at Foothills Livestock Auction Stavely, AB Southern Alberta's Exclusive Norbert Dealer NORBERT DEX TRAILTECH Stock, i'orse, New & Used Call Stacey 1-877-205-1999The Weekend to End Breast Cancer! At hik} \ <sit l« v. v t\; •* »n w » canCC* crvrwf Just a note to anyone interested: In memory of my Aunt Karen, as well as all of those affected by cancer in everybody's lives, I'll be joining thousands of people August 12-14 to walk 60 km in 2 days! Our goal is to raise money for cancer research in Alberta via the Alberta Cancer Foundation. My personal goal is to contribute well over $2000. If anyone is interested in sponsoring me, you can visit my website by visiting www.endcancer.ca, click on "Calgary," then click on "Sponsor a Participant," write my name in the search boxes, and you can donate directly to me on my Personal Page. I can also have paper copies of donation forms that I can deliver, just call me at 809-4785. There is plenty of information on this event on the website. Thank you for supporting me in my efforts! Together, we can make a difference. Sincerely, Megan Vooys Breast Cancer Statistics: • One in 9 Canadian women is expected to develop breast cancer during her lifetime,* • Breast cancer is the most frequently diagnosed cancer in Canadian women.* • On average, 407 Canadian women will be diagnosed with breast cancer every week.* • On average, 102 Canadian women will die of breast cancer every week.* • One in 27 Canadian women will die of breast cancer.* • An estimated 145 Canadian men will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year, with an estimated 45 men dying from the disease.* • There is an estimated 1,900 new breast cancer incidences in per year in Alberta.* *Source: National Cancer Institute of Canada: Canadian Cancer Statistics 2004 For more information about the Alberta Cancer Foundation and the Alberta Cancer Board, please visit http://www.cancerboard.ab.ca/.YEARBOOK NOTICE!! The Milo Community School Yearbook is almost completed. We are thrilled with our book and hope you will be too. To make sure you get a copy of the yearbook, we are asking everyone to pre-order and pre-pay. The cost is $20.00 per copy (GST included). You can pay by cash or cheque. Please make cheques payable to the Milo Community School. The deadline for pre-ordering is Thursday, June 9th, 2005. Yearbooks will be available for pick-up the last day of school, June 28th. Please fill in the bottom part of this notice and return with payment no later than June 9th. Thank you for your support!! I would like___________copy/copies of the 2003-2005 Milo School Yearbook. Please find enclosed $________to cover the cost. Signed__________ cheque_________ cashThe SUMMER READING „ PROGRAM iC Come and join us at the Library this summer for many exciting outerspace activities and events. Events may include: Movie night, A Day at the Lake, & a Computer Day Activities may consist of: Bingo Games, Crafts, Outdoor Exploring, Story times & Food Children eon regi/ter at the library any time during the /ummer. You can al/o win prize/ for your /ummer reading time. Watch the Can-Opener for more detail/ or drop by the library and talk to fllr/. Walker. Come out and enjoy the/e TRCC /ummer actiritie/. PLEASE NOTE: The Library hours do not change during the summer months. Come in for a visit and to see what’s new in your Milo Collection. utsrmt your local library Join the TO Summer Reading Club CanadaMilo Municipal Library NEWS a member of the Chinook Arch Regional Library System www.chinookarch.ab.ca REDISCOVERING THE IVORY-BILLED WOODPECKER - MAGNIFICENT BIRD STILL LIVES http.//birds. cornell.edu/ivorv/ This exciting event has no doubt led to library reference questions. Long believed to be extinct, the Ivory-billed Woodpecker has been rediscovered in the Big Woods of eastern Arkansas. More than 60 years after the last confirmed sighting of the species in the United States, a research team announced that at least one male ivory-bill still survives in vast areas of bottomland swamp forest. The search team reported 15 sightings from February 2004 to February 2005. The largest woodpecker in North America, the Ivory-billed Woodpecker is known through lore as a bird of beauty and indomitable spirit. From Cornell University's Lab of Ornithology, the site contains articles, pictures and video clips. Our next Library Board Meeting will be held on Tuesday, August 9th 2005 at 8:00 pm. Our new Large Print Block collection has come in and we will have it for 3 months. ************-*****+***********+********************* MAY “U L S” BESTSELLERS “A Lovely Scoundrel” by Johanna Lindsey “The Taking” by Dean Koontz “Hidden Prey” by John Sanford “The Prince of Beverly Hills” by Stuart Woods “Bad Men” by John Connolly “Kiss Me While I Sleep” by Linda Howard “The Enemy” by Lee Child “Little Scarlet” by Walter Mosley “Sandstorm” by James Rollins “Words of Silk” by Sandra Brown NEW BOOKS Adult Fiction “Dead on the Dance Floor” by Heather Graham “Deadly Illusions” by Brenda Joyce “Wait until Midnight” by Amanda Quick “The Shifting Tide” by Anne Perry “WWIII Payback” by Ian Slater “Unlucky In Law” by Perry O’Shaughnessy “She Woke Up Married” by Suzanne Macpherson Science Fiction “Mad Maudlin” by Mercedes Lackey Western “Killing Plain” by Ralph Cotton “Slocoum’s Gold Mountain” by Jake Logan “Slocum and the Deadwood Deal” by Jake Logan “In Cruel Clutches” by David Thompson” “Crusader” by Max Brand Adult Non-Fiction “Decks - Plan, Design and Build” “Stretching For 50+” “Consumer Reports Used Car Buying Guide” “The Trailside Cookbook” by Don Philpott “Weird Canadian Words - How to Speak Canadian” by Edrick Thay “Best Garden Plants for Alberta” by Donna Dawson “Alberta Images” by Daryl Benson “Elvis by the Presley’s” by David Ritz “Mystery of the Nile” by Richard Bangs “Rattlesnake Romeo” by Joy Wellman “101 Things to Do with a BBQ” by Steve Tillett “Guinness World Records 2005” “Reba - My Story” by Reba McEntyre “The Man in the Mirror - A Story of Love, Revolution and Treachery in Iran” by Carole Jerome” “Most Loved Barbecuing” by Jean Pare Young Adult Fiction “The Golden Aquarians” by Monica Hughes “The Transall Saga” by Gary Poulsen Children’s Fiction “Mighty Robot vs. the Jurassic Jackrabbits from Jupiter” by Dav Pilkey “The Time Twister” by Jenny Nimmo “Midnight for Charlie Bone” by Jenny Nimmo Children’s Non-Fiction “Pigs Aren’t Dirty, Bears Aren’t Slow” by Joanna Boutlilier “Draw 50 Aliens” by Lee J AmesDVD’s “A Civil Action” “Man on Fire” “The Terminal” “Meet the Fockers” “Ocean’s 12” CD’s “Canadian Consumer Handbook” “Guide to Organized Camping in Albera” Books On CD “Money, Money, Money” by Ed McBain “Ten Big Ones” by Janet Evanovich Watch for the GREEN DOTS that represent our NEW ITEMS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The Library Association of Alberta was given a grant to purchase a “Parenting Collection” for every Library in Alberta. We are still receiving this collection of over 50 items. The following are the new titles in this collection: BOOKS “Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say” by Judge Glenda Hachett “How to Get Your Child to Love Reading” “A Treasury in Adoption Miracles” by Karen Kingsbury Videos “The Happiest Toddler on the Block” We have also received a number of pamphlets on Parenting Resources. We now have a Disc-Go-Pod in the Library. Have you got any CD’s or DVD’s that are scratched and don’t work anymore? Don’t throw them away, because we can now fix them. This machine uses a liquid sandpaper to file off 5 layers at a time. A CD has 500 layers before you get to any information. We will be charging $3.00 per CD or DVD. We accept donations to our Library that will enhance our collection. Thanks to Betty Godkin, Kelly Nelson and Joanne Monner for their donations this month. 000000000000000000000 This year's Summer Reading Program theme is “Biast Off! Watch for further details. +++++++++++++++++++ The Milo Library Board is in need of one new Board member as Ellen Watt will be leaving us. We want to thank her for her dedication to the Library by being on the Board and for being our Chinook Arch representative for several years. This Board position entails about 6-8 meetings per year. Please contact Betty Godkin at 599-2108 if you are willing to volunteer for this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIBRARY HOURS Tuesdays 10:00 am - 4:00 pm 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm Thursdays 10:00 am - 4:00 pm Fridays 10:00 am - 4:00 pm Phone and Fax: 599-3850 email messages to libmil@chinookarch.ab.ca Joanne Monner, LibrarianMany people have asked for these so here are the words to Paige’s song at the music recital. NORM STOKES WEEDING Little People (from Les Miserables) They laugh at me these fellows just because I am small. They laugh at me because I’m not a hundred feet tall! I tell ‘e, there’s a lot to learn down here on the ground. The world is big but little people turn it around. A worm can roll a stone, a bee can sting a bear. A fly can fly around Versailles ‘cos flies don’t care. A sparrow in a hat can make a happy home. A flea can bite the bottom of the Pope in Rome! Goliath was a bruiser who was tall as the sky. But David threw a right and gave him one in the eye. I never read the Bible but I know that it’s true. It only goes to show what little people can do! So listen here Professor with your head in the cloud. It’s often kind of useful to get lost in a crowd. So keep your universities I don’t give a damn. For better or for worse it is the way that I am! Be careful as you go, ‘cos little people grow. And little people know when little people fight, We may look easy pickings but we got some bite! So never kick a dog because it’s just a pup. You better run for cover when the pup grows up! And we’ll fight like twenty armies and we won’t give up! A worm can roll a stone, a bee can sting a bear. A fly can fly around Versailles ‘cos flies don’t care. A sparrow in a hat can make a happy home. A flea can bite the bottom of the Pope in Rome! General and Oilfield Repair Custom Mowing New & Used Steel Sales Custom Built Trailers B-Pressure Welding Phone 792-2255 Cell. 485-0365 Phone 485-1234 Phone 792-3314 485-0288 volunteers Wants# The Can Opener is completely produced by volunteers. Watch your mouth A priest visited the local coffee shop after mass, where he and some farmers got into a discussion about small temptations. He asked a farmed if he smoked, drank or cursed. “Well, @$*%&, Father, I guess I do all that every so often,” the farmer replied. “Now, brother Joe,” the priest replied, “You know, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink and I definitely don’t cuss like that —“ “Sorry to interrupt there, Father, “ the farmer replied, “but you don’t farm.” More volunteers are needed for this monthly community paper to continue. The time commitment would be during the last week of every month. Generally one or two evenings depending on your availably Not experience necessary just a willingness to learn! For more information call: Carol Robertson at 599-3941 or Barb Godkin at 599-2213 Volunteers are the Heart of our Community f t * f t ft* n News from the Milo Vs and 2's Busy, busy, time of year! Soccer, baseball, swimming, some still in music lessons, gardening, lawn care, seeding, calving and branding I've decided to face the facts all of our seasons are busy! Just stepped off the bus! It's ~ 4:10 p.m. on May 26th, and the grades 1 to 9 have arrived back after spending their day enjoying the interpretative programs and guided tours at Head- Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump. The weather cooperated.(not too windy!) and the students cooperated .(well-behaved!), and all in all it was a wonderful outing. One of my grade 1 students who had visited this site once before with his family, enjoyed the day so much that he announced to me, “Mrs. Phair, I would like to live here." A sincere thank you to our bus drivers: Monnie, Arvid and Rod for getting us safely there and back again. After arriving home, many of our soccer players had to keep on truckin' to a game in Iron Springs—makes for a pretty long day for our little ones. This is the time of year when teachers really need (want) their students to be focused, but many are already looking out the window thinking of that brand new dirt bike just waiting for its owner to get off the school bus at the end of another day. Life is abundant in our little classroom. Our painted lady butterfly larvae have all wiggled their way out of their chrysalids, our "working worms" are busy in their little ecosystem, and soon (perhaps even tonight) I am going to assemble our ant farm. And I know just the source from where I am going to collect our little objects of study.not far from my back door! Hooey the Hamster has adjusted quickly to life in the one and two room, but on a sadder note, my grassy heads are not looking so grassy. Actually, I think if the students put mustaches on them all, they would look like little miniatures of Mr. Phair. One should never use old grass seed, I guess. The bulletin boards in our school are all looking fantastic! The students did excellent jobs of their stories. Many chose to write about the adventures of Hooey should she ever manage to escape the confines of our classroom. Please feel free to drop in anytime to check out the goings-on in our room. The students would be delighted to be your guides and I am conf idant that they could answer any questions you may have about what we are studying. My book readers are doing wonderful. To date 73 % have read their hundred books for the year and now are accumulating "minutes read". For every 100 minutes that they read they earn a dollar in funny money that they will be able to go shopping with at the end of the year. One of my girls in grade 1 has already read over 1300 minutes! We are currently learning about families and traditions of Mexico in Social Studies. If anyone in the community has any artifacts, pictures, or objects of interest related to that country, would you consider loaning it to us for an hour, a day or a week? Call me at the school or home (3825) if you would like to help enhance our unit. Thank you! I am really enjoying my two plants that I ordered from the students' last fundraiser, and I see a lot of rose bushes doing very well in the community. Come to the barbeque on the last day of school and perhaps you will win one of the beautiful pots we have adorning the front of our school presently. Hopefully, we will see you there! (Written and submitted by Mrs. Phair)Calvin Egeland Hail Insurance Agent for: Ag Financial Services Wray Agencies Call: 599-2199 Celi: 485-8246<E.L.W. NEWS The meeting was held on Thursday, May 12th with 4 members and Pastor Ed in attendance. Marilyn led the Bible Study. A letter of thanks was received from Canadian Lutheran World Relief, for our shipment of layettes and kits. They have donated goods valued at $458,756 to Angola, Eritrea and Tanzania in the 2004-05 fiscal years. Marilyn & Marg attended the South Alta. Conference convention at Medicine Hat in April. The Alta. Synod E.L.W. convention is at Camrose, June 3rd to 5th. No one plans to attend from our E.L.W. Donations were made to Camp Kuriokos at Sylvan Lake and the Southern Alta. Bible Camp near Lomond. Hostess for June meeting is Maxine. Bible Study leader for June meeting is Harriet. Church Cleaning for June is Carol. Church services are at 11:00 a.m. On June 5th a special service including children will be held with games and hot dogs after. Everyone is welcome. We would like to send out a personal Thank-You to the School and school organizations for their recent recruitment initiatives. The School is a vital part of our community and as residents of the Milo area and hopefully future parents, we really do appreciate all efforts to maintain our school. Sheldon & Katie Walker (BridaCShower for MeCissa <Rp6ertson bride-eCect of Steve (Rpoke ‘Thursday, June 16 7:00p.m. at 9diCo Community Jfatf \Everyone welcome ^ inia it w ir ir >r h h t Thank You So Much! I c is. c* i Milo Community School students and staff would like to thank Marks Oilfield Services Inc. for their donation of $250.00 to the school. We will purchase helmets in the fall. Thank you so much! Staff and Students e I r £ 2 3 2 2 3 2 2 :3 '2 '2 :3 '2 ‘3m Taber, July 6th-9th Archery Handgun Athletics Mini Soccer Badminton Photography Baseball 5 anc*10 "RPad races 3 on 3 BasKetball £lo-pitch Beach Volleyball Cycling Equestrian Flag Football Golf Soccer Swimming Tennis Trap Shooting Volleyball REGISTRATION DEADLINE IS JUNE 8TH at 4:00pm!! To be able to participate in the games for the Vuic an "Region, PLEASE REMEMBER that you must be attending school or be a resident in the Eounty of Vulcan! Hand in your Consent form, "Registration sheet and $15.00 to your sport chairperson or Jenna at the Summer Games Office, ^85 -6659.MILO LIONS CLUB NEWS COMING EVENTS FOR June, 2005 June 1- Milo Regular Supper Meeting June 7 - Carseland Interclub June 8 - Milo Executive Meeting June 10 - Eye Bank Golf Tournament June 11 - Visit to Langdon Twin Club June 15 - Milo Steak Fry and Induction of New Executive Officers June 22 - Milo Executive Meeting Congratulations to member Lions recently receiving awards - Lion John Ivers for 41 years of service and Lion David Deitz for his work on the youth camp. Donations and Activities: • Flagpole andflag have now been placed at our cenotaph at the entrance to the Village. • Donated $500 to Rainbow Literacy Society • Donated $50 to Betty's Run for ALS • Mowed cemeteries and Lion's park Don’t forget our community camp out July 8,9& 10 at Enchant Park. Animal Kingdom Fathers Answer Key IIany father (male* animals w the Anlrna* Kingdom nave a different name than their .Nxmtert'Arts the mother • female*. i-ee if «eer rabbi? t_ cow JL J_ C<3f J_ Ch»Ck«T: £_ lu'trrV Q- Gioie CD L|E|R. you can find tne proper of eae 1? animal Then w U NOTE: Drake and 5 solve the puzzle1 *>*>! ytXtt tfi 5 Ul L L T O M CAT u ***«r t m thr L A <L> A c n G A M d|e R K •«n* Itw O 0 ♦ntei chan. R ft O O thr h«v« « s T A U U i O Nl| 5 IDIRIOIN E T sheep LUL (jud _r_/ _k_ C_ D R aJk E hunan ILL _L JL fc*e* sL jl cl. a. JL pig boor Q o n d c r R JL. hc«9- L. JL J II. jl _ Male Anomals t w»* with wd bear buck bull man drake tomcat drone stag gander gobble*- r-ioster stallion bullmoose ram <•2000 f r»» ->««. -• Attention Milo residents: On behalf of the community, Deanna Edwards and Katie Walker have revived the “WELCOME WAGON” program. (This program welcomes and provides new residents with information about our community and businesses.) We are currently in the process of updating the Business Directories, the certificates and the samples that were previously included in the Welcome Wagon Gift Bags. If we have not contacted you and you would like to update or include your business or association info please contact Deanna at 599-3887 or Katie at 485-6470. Drop-In Ball Come one come all to the New Baseball Diamond Thursdays at 7 p.m. Bring any equipment that you may have.% « Join us for Milo's Centennial Celebration! Alberta Centennial Friday, July 1 9 -ii am - free Pancake Breakfast at Milo Community Hall Noon - Parade and parade prizes 1-5 pm - Slow-pitch Games at Ball Diamonds Beer gardens at Ball Diamonds 1-5 pm - Children's Games & Activities 1-5 pm - Stop in for coffee and conversation, view Historical Display Items at Snake Valley Drop-In Center 5:30 - 7 pm - BBQ Beef Supper, at Milo Community Hall ($5 adults, $3 children aged 5-8, free for children 4 and under) 8 - 12 pm - free Family Dance, at Milo Community Hall Come dressed in your old-fashioned garb (optional) Costume prizes, food, fun! Next Planning Meeting: Thursday, June 9, 7:00 pm at Milo Community Hall. Additional volunteers are welcome. Souvenirs1 WeTe Moving A f“rodel The Village of Milo Invites Everyone to Join in Our Parade!! Noon Friday - July 1, 2005 (participants meet no later than 11:15 at Staging Area - west end of School) “Celebrating 100 years of Alberta Spirit* ylD&l Decorate your a: mm 4A vehloUs vvetaan^/ GREAT PRIZES FOR FLOATS / TRAILERS - Most Humorous - Most Origirtfll - Most Historic- - Ayu* rvtore. Help us Celebrate Alberta's Birthday and show your Community Spirit!! Contaot the VISage Offlo# MO 3M 3 f yo« roqulr* more Information on th is ovonti CKTnook CREDIT UNION LTD. Lomond Savings Bo* 242, Lomond, Albma, 'TOL 1G0 Ru»e (403) 792-3763 Fa* (403) 792-3782 Corns in and chsckout our Youth & Studsni Services. We have an account to suit everyone - no matter what their age • Fat Cat Account • HeadStart Account • Student Choice Account All deposits and earned interest, regardless of amount, are 100% guaranteed! Also check out our great rates on: • Student Loans (no financial • needs assesment required) • Student Master Card • Computer Loan CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GRADUATING CLASS OF 2005 HYou are invited to our "Year-end Celebration" at Milo Community School June 28, 2005 beginning at 11:30 a.m. with a Barbeque followed by the Awards Presentations EVERYONE !S WELCOME TO ATTEND!!GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, You're it. 2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 3. 20 questions - shouted into your goad ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Doc Goose. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Hide and go pee. 9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta. 10. Musical recliners. Thank you to everyone who supported the Girl Guide Cookie Sales r „ I The profits are O ^ used to pay t the girls way to attend activities. They are going camping at Cypress Hills this summer. Thanks!! Vulcan Girl Guides »o»ooo»o»o»o»o»o»p< ► o«»oo©«>ooo«»o«»«>ooooo< “OK. I’ll be back to pick you up in 25 years. What time?” VILLAGE OF MILO Effective June 1, 2005, the Village of Milo will begin charging 2% interest on al! werdue Uti^ty and Treated Water Accounts. This interest will be compounded monthly to annualized rate o 26.86%. Your attention to keeping your account payments current to avoid this penalty ~ g y appreciated. Ginger Deitz Municipal Administrator Village of Milo (403) 599-3883NOTICE There will be a Milo & District Ag. Society Meeting on Wednesday June T‘, at approx. 8:00 pm (following Lions, and Hall Meeting) Oanopener Meeting Monday, June 20th 7:30 p.m. At Milo Municipal Library New volunteers welcome! MILO HOTEL a BEACH VOLLEVBALL TOURNAMENT June 17-19 in Milo Limited to 16 teams. We are almost full. Remember tbat we don’t enter your team unless tbe entry fee bas been paid. FISHING IN LAKE McGREGOR While money isn’t everything, it does keep you in touch with your children. One of the largest artificial lakes in Canada is situated on Milo s front door step. Tire land around the north end of the lake has been set aside as a park and forms the chief recreation centre of the district. Fishermen come from all over Southern Alberta during the summer months to make large catches of Pike and to spend a pleasant day in one of Tommy Vicker's boats.- Picnic and swimming parties are especially numerous on holidays and Sundays. In the winter our resort becomes a Fisherman’s Heaven as all the farmers in the neighborhood of the lake as well as professional fishermen from distant parts cut holes in the ice and put down their nets for white- fish. The total catch a year ago was officially 68,000 pounds and this winter was about the same. Some of the local fishermen with whom you are acquainted are: Don McCord, Albert Stumpf, Bill Beckner, Riley Peterson, Butch Thomander, Art Peterson and the buyer was Jack Kole. One day while listening to the news we heard the startling announcement that the lake would be closed to the public as it was to be used by the Air Force for bombing practice. Imagine the feelings of our prom­inent fishermen! They immediately sent a petition to the government pointing out a need for the food supply which the lake would provide. Those in charge saw the point and the bombing practice was stopped on Dec. 15th. Did you fellows know that much of the whitefish caught in Lake McGregor is sent directly to New York? Toward the end of the winter the fishermen put on a big dance at the Milo Hall and served a lunch of Filleted whitefish and potato chips. The proceeds went into smokes for you boys in the Forces and altogether the Fishermen’s Ball turned out to be a great success. Bennie Dann. j Community Garage Sale I Is anyone interested in having a J Community Garage Sale? Potential j date could be Saturday June 25th. s If you are interested in participating or J in helping plan, piease contact Deanna > Edwards at 599-3887. Some people make things happen! Some people watch things happen. Some people wonder what happened . Rowing is the only activity where you can sit on your backside, look backwards and get anywhere. ©A Mother's Dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him. Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it. Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own. Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms. Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. Show off: A child who is more talented than yours. Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. Verbal: Able to whine in words Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house. Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."The Milo Community School Advisory Council are looking for your ideas to enhance our school and our community. We plan to have a community meeting in the fall. Your School Advisory Council members are: Sandy Henry Barb Godkin Kevin Booth Donna Deitz Greg Deitz Ken Weich Shane Cranston Colleen Deitz Mealane Deitz Penny Heather Please contact us with your ideas and suggestions. No Concept too Big or Too Small!!Kids on marriage. How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry? ************************************* - "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." Kally, age 9 - " You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." Allan, age 10 - "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you got to find out later who you're stuck with." Kirsten, age 10 Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married ************************************* -"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then!" Cam, age 10 -"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" Freddie, age 6 How Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married? ************************************* -"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people." Eddie, age 6 -"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Derrick, age 8 What Do Most People Do on a Date? ************************************* -"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Lynnette, age 8 -"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." Martin, age 10 When is It Okay to Kiss Someone? ************************************* -"When they're rich!" Pam, age 7 -"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." Curt, age 7 -"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." Howard, age 8 The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married? ************************************* -"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" Anita, age 9 -"Single is better . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." Kirsten, age 10 What Advice Do You Have for a Young Couple About to Be Married? ************************************* -"The first thing I'd say to them is: 'Listen up, youngins . I got something to say to you. Why in the heck do you wanna get married, anyway?"'Craig, age 9 How to Make a Marriage Work ************************************* -"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck." Ricky, age 7 How Would the World Be Different if People Didn’t Get Married? ************************************* - "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" Kelvin, age 8 - "You can be sure of one thing - the boys would come chasing after us just the same as they do now!" Roberta, age 7CONDOLENCES THANK YOU Deepest sympathy goes out to Gene and Marilyn Henry and family and Bruce and Carol Henry and family on the passing of Bruce and Gene’s cousin, Edna Cowley. Deepest sympathy is extended to Doris and Laurence Clements and family on the death of Doris’ sister, Gladys. CONGRATULATIONS Congratulations to Alexis and Scott Scobie on the birth of daughter, Peyton Alexis, on April 27. Congratulations also to first time grandmother, Brenda McMorris, and great­grandmother Lillian. Congratulations to Mealane and Neal Deitz on the birth of their daughter, Ava Lane, on May 24. Congratulations also to proud siblings Rylee, Chett and Maisey and Grandpa David. THANK YOU I would like to thank everyone who came to my farewell party, you all did a great job in surprising me. It was wonderful to see you all one last time before I leave. I would also like to thank you for all the gifts, cards and well wishes. I will be departing on May 25 to New Orleans to board Carnival Sensation which takes 4-5 day trips along the Mexican Riviera. Thanks again and Bon Voyage Brooke Nelson Thank you to Pastor Ed, Lee Spice and especially Marilyn Nelson for putting on the Church School. Your time is greatly appreciated. Milo Church School Kids and Parents Milo Canopener volunteers would like to thank Charlotte Nelson for her many years spent typing notices. Your unfailing good humour will be missed. We wish you all the best as a new Grandma. Thanks again to a dear friend. To all my unique and special friends, Val, Shirley, Laurie, Tracy, Julie, Sue , Lynne, Carol, Linda, Brenda and Polly for the trip to Calgary, seafood and drinks. I will enjoy the beautiful gifts for our new home, especially my new "slippers", no more vacuuming. Every one of you mean so much to me. Looking forward to your stay-overs and visits. Love Ellen NOTICES LAND FOR SALE • 2240 acres available as one unit or in parcels. • Mix of grass and cultivated land. • Most grassland could be easily converted to farmland. • 3 residences on 2 different parcels. • Extensive cattle setup and good outbuildings. • Information packages available. Contact: Sandy & Marlys Henry 403-599-2131 Gene & Marilyn Henry 403-599-2111 ADULT LEARNING REPRESENTATIVE Thanks to Tracy Bond-Scattergood for her past services as the Milo Rep. on Vulcan County Adult Learning Council. Thanks to Katie Walker for volunteering to act as the new Milo Rep. DO YOU HAVE HISTORICAL ITEMS FOR OUR DISPLAY? If you have any small items of historical interest that you would like to share with everyone for an afternoon, please contact a member of the Snake Valley Drop-In Centre. We are having an open house from 1-5 p.m. during the July 1st celebration and these would be a wonderful addition to the day.SUN MON TUE WED THUR FRI SAT 1 Lions Reg. Supper Meeting 7:00 pm HALL MEETING 8:30 pm AG SOCIETY MEETING 9:00 pm 2 KINDERGARTEN LAST DAY T.O.P.S. 8:30 am DROP IN BASEBALL 7:00 pm Milo Ball Diamonds 3 Drop-In Meeting 2:30 pm BABY SHOWER REESE NELSON 7:00 pm Milo Hall 4 5 Buffalo Hills United Church - Arrowwood 9;3Q am______ Lutheran Church 11 am (Special service with games, hot dogs after) 6 7 8 Health Nurse at Drop In - 1 pm 9 T.O.P.S. 8:30 am 10 11 E.L.W. 2 pm Lions Executive Meeting 8:00 pm REGISTRATION DEADLINE Southern Alberta Summer Games DROP IN BASEBALL 7:00 pm Milo Ball Diamonds July 1*' Celebration Planning Meeting 7:00 pm at Milo Hall 12fathers day Lutheran Church 11 am 13 14 15 Lions Steak Fry &Officer Installation 6:00 pm 16 T.O.P.S. 8:30 am 17 18 SHOWER FOR MELISSA ROBERTSON 7:00 pm Milo Hall DROP IN BASEBALL 7:00 pm Milo Ball Diamonds Milo Beach Volleyball Tournament June 17th- 19th 19 FATHERS DAY Lutheran Church 11 am 20 VILLAGE COUNCIL MEETING 7:00 pm CANOPENER MEETING 7:30 pm 21 22 Lions Executive Meeting 8:00 pm 23T.O.P.S. 8:30 am DROP IN BASEBALL 7:00 pm Milo Ball Diamonds 24 25 MILO CEN CANAI CELEB July 15 TENNIAL - DA DAY RATION 26 Lutheran Church 11 am 27 DEADLINE CAN OPENER Articles & News 28 YEAR END CELEBRATION - MILO SCHOOL BBQ 11:30 am AWARDS AFTER I Everybody Welcome 29 30 DROP IN BASEBALL 7:00 pm Milo Ball Diamonds BT I MILO LIONS COMMUNITY CAMPOUT - ENCHANT PARK July 8-10