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• Language: unknown
• Published: 1975
• Subjects: Bonanza; Cerberus; Fairbanks; Lanning; Northwest Territories; Tive
• Online Access: http://cdm16921.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/p16921coll4/id/13023

Page A January $1, 1975 Cerberus R ick Fairbanks January is the time of" year for grandoise plans and flatulent speeches by politicians. Traditionally, the media turns its collec-tive eye to the future and trots out predictions "for the com ing year. It's the time of the year when the Babbitts voice their unwavering belief that this year America will be even bigger and better. (It can't be all bad news, Jerry). Through the bleary eyes of New Years tve (our tribute to debauchery and drunkeness) we bury the old year and look forward to the unquestionable pro-m ise of the future. In this same spirit ot pompous prophecy, Cer-berus turns its jaundiced eye to the future. Citing "the spiraling cost of education" the college will announce yet another tuition increase (but we'll all be swimming and playing ping-pong to our hearts delight.) Dr. Paul Dovre, when taking office, will solemn-ly promise to address him-self to tHe issue of intervi-sitation. After creating two committees, sending out a multiplicity of sur-veys, and after writing innumerable position pa-pers, IV hours will be Everything Barbers In Hair Design 235-9442 Broadway and HP FOR FULL SERVICE IN BUYING Oft SB.LING CHUCK HELMSTETTER Realtor "Cobber '67" Bus. 236-6222 Res. 236-6417 M*orHeod Center Mall MPIRG IS STARTING A Tenant's Rights Service Are you having problems with your landlord? -with the deposit? -with the 5% that you should receive with the returned deposit? -with maintenance? Are you familiar with the Moorhead Housing Ordin-ance? -with the minimum standards governing the condition and maintenance of your dwelling? CALL M P1RG We want to help -- 299-3412 - Academy 315 Mon. & Wed. - 9:30 to 11:30 and 1:00 - 3:45 .& 1 iuirs. - 6:00 - 7:30 loncordia SUNDAY SPECIAL OFF REGULAR PRICE ON THESE 3 STEAK DINNERS (I.D.'smustbe shown) 8V2 02. New York Cut, reg. $2.79 7 oz. Top Sirloin, reg. $2.39 15 oz. T-Bone Steak, reg. $3.79] Char-grilled steaks with baked potato, tossed salad and Texas toast! COME AS YOU ARE. NO TIPPING! BONANZA SIRLOIN PIT. 2515 S. University Drlvt increased by four. S.A. will advise students of its hard fought victory and inform us of our great leap forward in human dignity and personal freedom. Coupled with that state-ment will, of course, be a warning advising us to use our new found freedom wisely^ to "prove to the adm in istration we are a-dults and can use such freedom without licen-tiousness." A candidate for S.A. president will decry the failures of the past execu-tive group and promise a new era of "communica-tion, conciliation, and in-teraction ." He will be Thomas Jefferson reincar-nate, a true champion of "student rights." Joseph Knutson will be praised as the "only man who could have led us this far." Paul Dovre will be pronounced "the only man who can lead us into the future." The college will order six movies, hire two speak-ers, provide a special day to "improve Human Rela-tions and to stamp out campus racism once and for a l l . " Rumors will circulate that a member of the Religion faculty has been fired. (As any freshman knows, they're all atheists and agnostics anyway.} S.P. will sponsor a con-cert featuring the hottest group in America. After sustaining a $5,000 loss, the Appropriations- Board will demand a full investi-gation and Morrie Lanning will demand the" resigna-tion of the S.P. cdmmis-sioner. (et tu Morrie?) The Placement Bureau will announce 97 per cent placement. (That's all right, Phil. everyone knows that "Big Macs" taste better when cooked by someone with a B.A. in philosopy.) This reporter will prob-ably be somewhere in the Northwest territories, safe-ly out of the reach of vindictive readers of the Concordian. Body bender stretches self-image The first in a proposed ten-week series of Personal Life Seminars (PLS) on the Integral Yoga of Sri A u r o b i n d o will be held be held Thursday, February 6, at 8 p.m. in the Tabernacle. The proposed series is to be conducted by Ma Das, a student of Sri Aurobindo for twenty years, recently returned from India. The teaching of Sri A u r o b i n d o starts f r om that of the ancient sages of India, land includes the belief that behind the appearances of the universe there i"s the r e a l i t y of a being and consciousness, a Self of all things, one and eternal. Integral Yoga teaches that this one being and consciousness is i n v o l v e d here on earth in matter, 'and e v o l u t i o n is the method by which it liberates itself. All beings are united in this one Self, but d i v i d e d by a certain separativity of the consciousness. The PLS w i l l consider the psychologi-cal discipline which Sri Aurobindo teaches is able to overcome this separa-t i o n . The result, according to the teachings, is that one becomes aware of the true Self and the D i v i n i t y w i t h i n us. Sri A u r o b i n d o warns, however, that this cannot be done at once or in a short time by any rapid or miraculous trans-f o r m a t i o n . Many steps have to be taken by the seeker before the supramental descent is possible. The opening session is open to all students, and w i l l serve as a measure of interest in Integral Yoga on campus. If there is s u f f i c i e n t interest shown, the PLS w i l l expand into a ten-week series, according to PLS director Phil Ronning Can you dig it? Volunteets needed in Israeli digs Do you need a tan? Are you into dirt? Are you a down-to-earth-type per-son?. If you answer "yes" to any of the above ques-tions, you should be inte-rested in digging (which rhymes with swinging), with one of the archaeolo-gical expeditions excava-ting in Israel this summer. . Volunteer workers are still needed on two such expeditions, one at Tel Dan, and the other at Tell el-Hesi. Tel Dan, of the biblical phrase "from Dan to Beer-sheba," is located near the northern bordrr of Israel, at the foot of Mt. Hermon. "Though offering cooler weather and skiing (if you can climb up Mt. Her-mon), it would also offer more Arab-Israeli contact, 'making the situation a little warmer. Tel Dan, however, also offers a maxhine-Kun-armed guard for your protection. Tell el-Hesi, one of the most famous sites in Is-rael, is in the south mid-way between the Mediter-ranean port of Ashdod and Beersheba, bordering the edge of the Negev Desert. Though offering more scorpions and lizards, and terribly hot weather, this site will make for a better tan. At any rate, to partici-pate in either of these volunteer work programs, one must be eighteen, or older, with one year of college or equivalent ex-perience. No previous archaeological experience is necessary. Besides getting that tan, all volunteers receive ba-sic training in archaeolo-gical field techniques (not in the Israeli army) and instruction in Palestinian archaeology through regu-lar lectures, specialized siminars, and periodic field trips to other sites. Costs for the "digs" vary, depending upon whether one plans his own travel, whether one stays for more than one session of digging, or whether one wants school credit. Ne-vertheless, total cost, in-cluding the flight over, should be less than a May Sem inar. Actual excavation will begin at Tel Dan for Session I on June 15, and end July 11. Session II will begin July 13, and end August 1. At Tel el-Hesi, excava-ting begins for Session I June 2, and ends July 9. Session II will last from July 7 until August 15. For further information contact Henry Baer, 299- 3933, or leave a note in P.O. 162. Who cares if Young Lutherans save money on insurance ? Lutheran Brotherhood Fraternal insurance for Lutherans WE DO! GARY SAUVE 2513-South 9th Street Fargo 293-0073 .V'V-V"-1' _ '':''':