The Juniors On Light - (continued)

• Language: English
• Published: North Dakota State University Library, University Archives;
• Subjects: Jenny; North Pole; Wellman
• Online Access: http://cdm16921.contentdm.oclc.org/cdm/ref/collection/ndsu-docs/id/353

"THE JUNIORS ON LIGHT" - Continued ACT III. Day before Exams. SCENE I. Scene the same as in previous acts. Characters the same and sitting in seats as usual. Miller is pinning "Bud's" and "Red's" coat tails together; and all the others are looking bright and interested. Prof. (Lecturing - It has been thru the use of the spectroscope that we have learned much of what we know about the heavenly bodies- Ruby (butting in) - Was that how they found out that there were people on Mars? SCENE II. Scene the same only that Parker is between Ruby and Matilda. Prof. - What is polarized light? "Red" - It's the center of gravity. Miller - It's the Northern Lights. McGuinn - Say, Profesor, do you think Wellman will find the North Pole? Prof. - Yes. There isn't any reason why he should not if things go off as he wants them to. Dave - When is he going to start? Leo - I thot he was going last summer. Magill - Well, but here! What's he going for? Prof. - I don't know, but let us get back to our subject. Miss Thompson, what is a Nicol's Prism? Ruby (aside to Parker) - Mr. Nichol's wife is rather tall isn't she? (Bell rings.) Prof. - Well, it's too bad we can't have a review, but we'll meet at the appointed time. Exit all. P. S. The climax came at the next meeting. DIALOGUE Senior - '09 is an odd numbered class and the members seem to be odd. Junior - '08 is an even numbered class and the members are even, at least some of them are "doubled up" and the rest soon will be. A CONUNDRUM What is the resemblance between Baernstein and the Cyclone Circus? Ans. -Both are "Annual" blow hards. Little Jenny, so small and bright. Has "Prof." Dynes a going right.